One of them squeaked. Another babbled some sort of excuse and slipped from the table towards the living room. Then, I was alone with Matt and embarrassed. I would never live this down. I should have kept my mouth shut. He was going to tease me, for sure, or get mad. My best bet was to pretend like there was nothing out of the ordinary. After all, it was in my best interest to make sure that my position as his w***e or mistress or whatever Matt was telling people seemed as real as possible. I tried to calm down, so I didn't turn around to look at him. He walked around me and sat across the table, staring at me. I didn't meet his eyes, too embarrassed and bracing myself for the teasing. "...why did you say that?" Act cool. I had to act cool. This could be a chance to learn more abou