My beautiful wife

Shangguan Nengren is a high school student. He is seventeen years old, but he still likes to fantasize like a child. He always thinks about winning five million in lottery tickets, driving a BMW, wearing a Rolex, ordering two bowls of soy milk at a time, and drinking one bowl. bowl… Although these were all his random thoughts when he was found distracted by the teacher in class and was forced to stand, but school is really tiring! He wakes up earlier than a chicken, goes to bed later than a dog, and studies 16 hours a day, 24 hours a day. Even at work, he is not so inhumane. Sometimes Shangguan capable people really want to slap the class teacher’s wretched old face, and then pretend He was forced to say: "f**k you, I'm not going to f**k you!" Finally, he turned around and left in a drunken manner, leaving behind a piece of campus legend of his own... But considering his mother's ardent expectations and his father's merciless stick, Shangguan Nengren still tolerated it. After finally surviving the summer vacation before the senior year of high school, every time Shangguan Nengren opens his eyes at 12 noon, he always stretches his body, looks up to the sky and sighs: "This is a day like heaven!" But more than a month has passed since the summer vacation, and Shangguan Nengren is overwhelmed by the large amount of accumulated homework. "What a hellish day!" The TV and computer at home always made it difficult for Shangguan capable people to meditate, which also angered his father. He kicked him out of the house with a big stick: "Go to the library and finish writing, or don't come back!" I was walking on the roadside with my schoolbag on my back and a frown on my face. August in North China can burn people to death, especially at noon. The temperature almost hovered around 40 degrees. Shangguan people stuck out their tongues like dogs and bought a bottle from a roadside cold drink stand. Ice-cold mineral water, the cold mineral water flows down your throat, instantly cooling down your body and mind. "Ha! So comfortable!" Shangguan Neng gradually regained his vitality. His waist was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and he could walk with more energy. "I will accompany you to watch the meteor shower, and it will hit you on the head, and I will be laughing and haha ​​next to you..." Humming the lyrics modified by his classmates, Shangguan Ningren looked up at the sky, and saw nothing but the evil sun. What's up? "Huh?" A black spot seemed to appear in the sky. It was getting closer and closer, and it was still a black spot. Shangguan capable man was stunned. This black spot seemed to be directed at him? "No!" Shangguan Ningren just reacted, but it was already too late. The black dot hit him on the head without any bias. Then his vision went black. Before he lost consciousness, Shangguan Ningren cursed in his heart: The lyrics are "Smash" On your head, not on mine! ! ! •.•••• ""Decathlon" detects the installation environment and meets the requirements. Start the installation..." ""Decathlon" is installed successfully. The host is weak and repairs..." "Repair completed, start typing the "Decathlon" function manual..." "The input is completed, "Pathlon" is started!" Shangguan Nengren's whole body trembled, and he suddenly opened his eyes. What he saw was the white ceiling. He smelled a strong smell of medical disinfectant in his nose. The back of his right hand was a little swollen, so he lifted it slightly. "Damn! Who stuck the needle on the back of my hand?" As Shangguan Nengren moved, a familiar voice came from beside him: "Son, you're awake!" "Mom?" Shangguan Nengren turned his head and saw his mother's haggard face, and said in surprise: "Mom, why are you here? What's wrong with me?" The mother's eyes turned red, she wiped the tears that overflowed from the corners of her eyes, and choked out: "You got heat stroke, it's all your fault! It's your dad! I shouldn't have kicked you out at noon, that old man, look back and see how mom taught him a lesson!" "Heatstroke?" Shangguan Nengren huffed, slowly sat up and asked, "Mom, how long have I been lying here?" "It's been a day, son, how do you feel now?" The mother gave her a hand worriedly, but when her hands touched Shangguan Nengren's skin, Shangguan Nengren suddenly froze for a moment, and a prompt sounded in his head. "Discovery-level cooking skills, do you want to absorb them?" Well, I've been lying down for a little too long. I'm hallucinating. It's all hallucination. Shangguan Nengren patted his head and said, "Mom, I'm fine, I'm just a little hungry. Let's get out of the hospital! I want to go home and eat." If you don't eat for a day, your growing child can't afford to be injured. ah! Mother burst into tears and smiled, patting Shangguan Nengren on the head: "Wait, mom will call the doctor." After a while, the doctor walked into the ward, checked Shangguan Nengren's condition, and nodded: "There is no problem. Go home and take care of yourself and drink plenty of water. It's been too hot recently, and many people have suffered from heatstroke." "Thank you, doctor, for causing you trouble." My mother is an honest person and speaks very politely. The doctor smiled and personally pulled out the needle from the Shangguan capable man, touching his skin. "If you discover T-level medical skills, will you absorb them?" "Huh?" Shangguan Nengren rubbed his temples. Is this also an illusion? He subconsciously muttered: "Absorb." "The absorption is successful, and the host has the first place in the decathlon." Ability - medical skills! The current level is T. " With the successful absorption, a large amount of medical knowledge suddenly poured into Shangguan Neng's head, including both Chinese and Western medicine. However, Shangguan Neng didn't feel like his head was bloated. This feeling was natural, as if he already had these abilities. . Feeling that he had a certain level of medical ability, Shangguan Nengren's eyes were dull, and at the same time, a lot of instructions for "Xiangquanneng" appeared in his mind. ""Decathlon" is a game system invented by the genius child Shangguan Renren in the future 4329. After the system is bound to the host, it will have the devouring function of absorbing ten abilities." "After "Decathlon" was born, because of the system devouring function It is easy to give birth to flying robbers, super thieves and other criminals. Under the restrictions of the federal government, all listed systems were destroyed, and Shangguan Nengren were also closely monitored. In the end, Shangguan Nengren were dissatisfied and used micro time instruments to destroy the last one. The "Decathlon" system is sent back to the past, and it is set that only "lower people", "country turtles" and "bad people" who are under the age of 18 and called "superior people" can use it." "After more than 2,300 years of traveling back in time, a qualified host was finally found in 2012." "Shangguan Nengren, born in 1995, 17 years old, 173cm tall, rubbish in IQ, rubbish in physical fitness, no special skills, loose and disorderly, resigned to fate, muddle along, a low-class person among low-class people, a rubbish among rubbish, a bad person The poor people in the competition meet all the requirements for boarding in the "Decathlon" and have successfully boarded." ""Item Almighty" has ten major options. The host can freely decide to devour the items. Each ability is divided into seven levels of feldlclblals. Level T is the lowest and level S is the highest. Currently, the host's comprehensive ability value is f, and there are only ten options. Only when you reach level F can you absorb the level e abilities of the next stage, and so on." On the way home from the hospital, Shangguan Nengren was in a daze, drooling, and was hysterical. Only when I got home and smelled the aroma of the food did I wake up from the hysteria. "Holy crap! Is it possible that I'm so developed!?" Decathlon is simply a superhuman system. Shangguan Nengren's face flushed with excitement, and he punched the air hard, wishing he could have a fight with someone. He quickly used his mind to check his first ability - medical skills. Medical skills are a major category, with four sub-categories suffixed, including internal medicine, surgery, medicine identification, and pharmacy. Only when these four abilities reach T level can medical skills reach T level. Shangguan Neng is lucky enough to remove the needle for him. The doctor has reached level F in these four abilities, so the Shangguan capable person successfully swallowed a major item. Thinking of the major medical skills, Shangguan Nengren suddenly remembered the T-level cooking skills that he had not devoured at first. He immediately checked the cooking skills and found that the option of absorbing or not still existed. Shangguan Nengren hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth and stepped on his feet: "Absorb!" These days, if you want to seize a woman's heart, you must seize her stomach. If you don't believe it, go take a look at the new generation of chefs. The chefs are each longer than the last, but their greedy wives are all beautiful. This is delicious food. The power of money is no less powerful than money. "The absorption is successful. The host has F-level cooking skills. Since cooking skills are a sub-category of the major item 'God of Cookery', the second major item is opened. ‘God of Food’. " God of food? Shangguan Nengren immediately checked the sub-categories behind the God of Cookery. Compared with the four sub-categories of medical skills, the God of Cookery has only three sub-categories, namely cooking, wine-making, and desserts. It seems that the number of sub-items in the ten major items is not the same, but it is more interesting this way. Two major items have been opened, and there are eight major items left. Shangguan Ningren is wondering, what should I choose among the remaining eight major items? Killer? No, it's too dangerous. Ability? Not bad, but there is such a thing in the world ? president? Is this also a major ability? yy is too much. What a headache! "Son, it's time to eat." His mother's cry interrupted Shangguan Nengren's thinking. The world is huge, and eating is the biggest thing. Let’s fill our stomachs first! "Hey! Here we come." Shangguan Nengren's home is an affordable house that he applied for a few years ago. It is on the sixth floor, with two bedrooms and one living room, and a small area of ​​60 square meters. The big room belongs to his parents and the small room belongs to Shangguan Nengren. For this house, his parents spent all their money. Although they have spent more than ten years of savings, Shangguan's family of three is still very satisfied to have a house of their own in the urban area of ​​North China. In order to replenish energy for her son, the mother specially made four dishes and one soup. The four dishes were tomato scrambled eggs, cucumber scrambled eggs, cold tomatoes, cold cucumbers, and the first soup was tomato, cucumber and egg soup. Shangguan Nengren: “….” Forget it, T’s cooking skills are only at this level. After lunch, when something was wrong, my mother brought two walnuts over and said, "Son, it's time to replenish your brain." Shangguanneng people's IQ is very average, and they don't study very hard. Therefore, they have been at the bottom of the class since high school. However, Shangguanneng people are very good at pretending. They always pretend to study hard in front of their parents, and they look like they are making progress every day. (calculated), which made their parents very anxious. In the end, they heard that eating walnuts can nourish the brain. From then on, Shangguan Neng people were fixed on four walnuts a day. "Another supplement!" Shangguan Nengren said with a grimace. He ate the same thing every day for more than a year until he would vomit. Shangguan Nengren now felt nauseated when he heard the word "walnut", but The look in my mother's eyes was so irresistible. Shangguan Nengren took the walnuts and stood up: "I'll go inside to eat." "Remember to use a hammer, not a pencil case." Mother warned. Shangguan Nengren lazily agreed. In the past, in order to show his personality, Shangguan Nengren often used his iron pencil case to smash walnuts. As a result, the walnuts were still the same walnuts, but the pencil case became a disabled pencil case. After receiving a big blow from his father, Shangguan capable people no longer dare to use ignorance as their personality.