Mrs. Avery's Adventures

"Come on, Daisy, get out of the way." Piper Avery gently pushed the king cavalier spaniel out of her way with the side of her foot as she tried to open the door, doing her best to balance a tray with coffee cups and a pot of coffee on it. When the dog looked up at her and gave a yawn, Piper could hear her friend Courtney laugh behind her. "It’s clear Daisy rules the house around here.” Courtney teased her friend. “Didn"t take her long to get adjusted, did it?" She reached around her and opened the sliding glass door leading out to the riverside terrace where they could enjoy their morning coffee. Piper didn"t answer her. Instead, she walked to the table and set the tray down. Looking back at the dog, she noticed Daisy hadn"t moved a muscle. Piper couldn"t help but laugh. "Yes, Daisy definitely rules the roost around here. And getting her to move in the morning is not always that easy. Unless that menacing squirrel comes calling. Then I have a hard time keeping her in the house. Thank goodness for invisible fences." The two women pulled out their chairs and sat down, facing the river to watch the boats go by. A little way past Piper"s home, the mouth of the river opened to the ocean. Both fishing boats and small pleasure craft used the harbor, giving her something to watch. This early in the morning, they could often find the dolphins following the ships out to the ocean. It was a tranquil morning ritual the two women shared at least twice a week, and they’d been doing it for years. Daisy yawned again, and then got up, stretching, before making her way slowly over to sit next to the women, hoping for a handout. She"d gotten a whiff of the cinnamon buns that Piper had added to the tray at the last minute. The dog had a sweet tooth, and cinnamon buns were one of her favorite treats. Piper and Courtney were quiet for a few moments, enjoying the peace of the morning while they sipped their coffee. Piper offered Daisy a small milk bone she’d brought out on the tray, but the dog wanted none of that. She knew where the good stuff was, and she waited patiently until Courtney gave in and broke off a piece of her treat to give to the dog. "You know, Courtney, we"ve gotten in a bad habit of giving this dog people food. She"ll be fat before you know it, and I"m sure all the sweet stuff isn"t good for her," Piper scolded "Oh, the little piece I just gave her won"t hurt. Besides, Tessa will take Daisy for her run this afternoon, burning off all those extra calories." Courtney waved her hand in the air, dismissing Piper"s objections. Daisy"s ears perked up when she heard Tessa"s name, recognizing the name of the young girl who came to walk her a couple times a day. Not that Piper didn"t want to walk Daisy; it was more that she was running out of time. Her photography gallery was getting ready to open, and there were so many last-minute things that needed to be taken care of. She just couldn"t give the dog the extended walks they both loved to take along the beach. "I don"t know what I would do without Tessa. Between walking Daisy and taking care of the endless amounts of small errands for me, she"s been a lifesaver. I don"t know what I"ll do if she goes to enroll in college out of town." Courtney nodded her in agreement, her mouth full of cinnamon roll. The women waved to a boatload of tourists heading out for a day of fishing as it passed by them. "As much as I like my condo, there is something wonderful about your home, Piper. I"ve always loved it since the day you and your husband bought it. How many years has it been?" "Too many to count. But it has been a great house—I"ve never wanted to move. It was perfect for raising the boys after my husband died, just as it was perfect for us as newlyweds." Courtney exchanged a smile with her friend as memories of her wedding, her children, and all the difficulties in life they had gone through together flitted through her mind. The two women had been friends since high school and were as close now as they were then. "Lily! This has got to end!" The peace of the morning was shattered as a man"s voice shouted from the house next door. "Oh, oh. They’re at it, again," hissed Courtney across the table to Piper. Piper shared her friend"s dismay as she looked towards the house next door, not commenting on Courtney"s remark. It was hard not to hear the argument or the slamming doors from the neighbor’s house. Even though there was a fair distance between the houses, the slight breeze carried the angry voices over to the women sitting at the table. "It"s been a while since the two of them have gone at it." Piper shook her head as she sipped her drink and then continued. "As awful as their fight sounds, they always make up, and always seem to be the most lovey-dovey couple on the street. When they’re not arguing." "You think in the years they"ve lived here, they would realize their neighbors can hear their arguments," whispered Courtney, as if the neighbors could hear their gossip. Piper blew on her coffee to cool it and then took another sip before she answered. "They realize it. As a matter of fact, Lily has come over a few times since they moved in and apologized for their arguments. According to her, it"s what keeps her marriage healthy. Let all the frustration out and then the air is cleared, and they go on. And I’ve heard her yell at him just as loudly as he yells at her. Maybe not as often, but she can give as good as she gets," "Well, I guess if it works for them." Courtney shrugged her shoulders as she answered. "I guess I"m thankful they moved in only a few years ago. I would"ve hated to have my boys witness their fights. That"s the example young men need not see." Before Courtney could answer Piper, they saw Lily walk out the sliding glass door onto her backyard terrace, followed by her husband, who was still arguing with her. It didn"t take long for the two women to find out what they were arguing about. "This is ridiculous. Now you"re hiding your purchases from me. Did you think I wouldn’t find the next craft box when it made its way into the house? For God"s sake, woman, how many crafts can you do at once?" "I bought them with my own money, from the money I earned making those crafts and teaching others how to make those crafts. You can sneer all you want," the woman yelled back at her husband. Yes, Piper was right; she could give as good as she got. It was clear to Piper that the argument had been going on for a while, and they were just catching the tail end. As they watched, it was also clear that David Strauss had had enough. "Lily, you have so many crafts, you couldn’t get them all done in a lifetime. No, make that two lifetimes. I swear to God, the next box of yarn that comes in this house? I will stuff it down your throat." Piper couldn"t help the gasp that came out of her mouth. She"d never heard David threaten physical violence before. The man next door didn"t bother to wait and see if his wife would answer him or not. Instead, he turned back into the house, slamming the door behind him. Through the open windows, Piper could hear something heavy smash inside their home, and she started to get out of her chair, ready to see if her neighbors needed any help. Lily Strauss must have noticed Piper and Courtney for the first time because she gave a weak wave to them. "Sorry about all the disturbance. David’s on a rampage again this morning," she called over to Piper. Piper walked partway across the lawn to see if her neighbor needed any help, and Lily met her at the fence. As they spoke, their voices were carried across the yard. "Don"t worry about us, Piper, we’re fine. David just found a couple of shipping boxes I had stuffed in a closet. He supports my crafting, but he sure gets frustrated with all the room it takes up. Of course, it’s okay for his orchids to take up so much room; he has a whole greenhouse to play in,” Lily paused to laugh, “I"ll come over later, and we’ll talk. Right now I"m going in and make sure he"s calmed down enough to go to work." Lily Strauss assured Piper everything was copacetic, and that she wasn"t to worry. Since Piper had seen this routine before, and Lily showed no outward signs of fear, she promised her neighbor that she would come by later. She wanted to see the newest craft that had arrived, the one causing all the ruckus. With a flip of her hair and a wave of her hand, Lily walked back to her back door and opened it to enter in a more dignified manner than her husband had. Piper heard Lily call out to her husband as she went inside, not noticing the two elderly gentlemen on the other side of her house watching with keen interest all that was going on. But Piper saw them. *** THE TWO ELDERLY MEN living on the other side of the Strauss’s were commonly known as the Lumpkin brothers. They were also well known as the neighborhood gossips, and Piper groaned as she realized the two men had witnessed everything going on in the neighbor"s yard. "How long do you think before they"re out the door to spread the news of the Strauss"s latest fight?" Courtney asked as she followed Piper"s gaze across the yard. The two older men were dressed in button-down shirts, which were buttoned all the way to the top, and polyester slacks. Piper knew from experience that if she looked at their feet, they would each have on a pair of bright-colored sneakers. She couldn"t remember a time when the two men didn"t dress like this, and she could tell what day of the week it was according to the colors; they never varied, and they always matched. One brother saw the two women looking at them, and he raised his hand to wave, nudging his brother with his elbow to draw his attention to Piper. Piper returned their wave and then averted her glance, hoping it would not encourage them to make their way across the yard to join her and Courtney. But she had a reprieve this morning, and the two men just waved and went back into the house. "Well, I guess that answers your question. I bet they"re on their way out, now. I give it five minutes before they"re telling somebody how bad the Strauss"s were fighting this morning." Piper sighed and finished her coffee before she looked at her best friend. "They"re such sweet men, and they really have good hearts. But it"s their love of gossip that drives me nuts. It would be one thing if they were spreading the truth. I could pass it off as harmless. But they exaggerate so much." Courtney grinned back at her friend, remembering some escapades from their past where the brothers had gossiped and gotten them in trouble. And then along came Piper"s boys, and they had been a source of endless gossip for the two men. Courtney was sure there was the time the boys deliberately did things to get their neighbor"s tongues wagging. "Good morning, girls," a woman"s voice called out from the walkway to the backyard. The two women sitting across from each other exchanged looks, and Piper gave a mock shudder. "Speaking of gossips," Courtney muttered under her breath. "Oh, stop it. The Mothers aren’t even a close second when it comes to the Lumpkin brothers," Piper hissed back at her best friend before she called out a greeting to the two women coming through the gate to her backyard. "Good morning, Moms. You"re up and at it early this morning." Piper got to her feet and hugged each of her mothers, and then Courtney did the same. Janet Avery and Ava Tinsdale were also best friends, and had been since grade school. They had been through much together and their friendship had remained strong throughout their lifetime. The two mothers had been thrilled to death when Piper and her husband had married, and they had been there for Piper when he died. And now they had bought the house across the street from Piper. Because of their closeness, Piper and her husband had called them "the Mothers" as a nickname. It had caught on, and Piper"s friends also used the name. At first, Piper had been apprehensive of having them so close, but after a few ground rules had been set, she realized it was a blessing having them nearby. And to be honest, they were so active with their own lives that she didn"t see them anywhere near as much as she thought she would. But stopping in every morning was a ritual, one that Piper knew so well that the tray on the table held two extra cups ready for the new arrivals. Courtney poured fresh coffee for everyone, and the four women sat down at the table to exchange their news of the day. Janet Avery was the more talkative and outgoing of the two older women, and she quickly jumped into the conversation. Ava was a little more laid-back and tended to listen before she spoke, but when she did, her humor and kindness always came forth. "Well, it"s been a little active around here this morning already, hasn"t it?" asked Janet. "It was hard not to hear the Strauss’s this morning. It"s such a beautiful morning, and everyone seems to have their windows open. David was so furious. I haven"t heard him yell this loud in a long time," Ava added "David was mad enough that he drove off in a huff, that"s for sure. But I know those two; they"ll make up by evening—" Janet was cut off by Ava’s laughter. "Or at least until the next postal delivery comes." Ava grinned at them all as she reached across and grabbed one of the cinnamon rolls. The women at the table joined in her laughter. Each one of them had seen on different occasions boxes piled up at the front door to the Strauss home. The deliveries were almost daily, but Lily was quick to remove the evidence of her purchases before her husband came home. More than once, Piper had found the crushed boxes from Lily"s purchases in her garbage can. She said nothing, figuring her neighbors had their own way of dealing with each other. And it worked; they"d been married for thirty-some years. "Well, at least Lily is doing more than just making her crafts and donating them. Did you know she was giving private lessons?" Piper asked the others. Piper"s comment turned their conversation from the neighbor"s fight to Lily"s new business. As a small business owner, it thrilled her when somebody else made a success of their hobbies. By the time the coffee pot was empty, the cinnamon rolls were also gone. Daisy was sound asleep at Piper"s feet once again. Courtney was the first one to get up, announcing she needed to leave. That seemed to be the general signal for everyone else to go. Piper refused their help to clear away the morning coffee cups, assuring them it was not a big deal. Signaling to Daisy, she got up and walked the others through the gate and out to the front yard. With a hug and a wave, her mothers walked across the street to their own home, and Courtney walked to her car. As she opened her door, a voice called out, wishing the two women a good morning. Piper and Courtney looked over to see the Lumpkin brothers getting in their car. With a toot of the car horn, the brothers pulled out of the driveway and left, traveling at a speed faster than usual. "And they"re off to spread the morning gossip." Courtney laughed and got in her own car. Piper laughed with Courtney. "I wonder how twisted the story will be by the time those two are done?" She waved her friend goodbye before turning up the sidewalk to her own front door. Daisy was already standing at the door waiting to go in, as if reminding Piper that they had a lot to do.