Chapter Ten “The only thing certain in life is death and taxes, or so I’ve heard. And at the time, my young, uneducated mind didn't fully understand the saying. Now, experience, and, well, more experience has shown me that the saying is bullshit. It is certain in life that you will experience many things so much worse than either of those aforementioned crapfests. It is certain in life that you will endure heartache, torture of various kinds, be it physical or emotional, shock, disbelief, and rage to the point of possibly committing murder. It is also a certainty that you will experience joy until your heart might burst from the sheer radiance of it. You will experience love of many kinds—some you might expect and some that might knock you right off your feet and onto your possibly too-bi