The Love Quest of Smidgen the Snack Cake-4

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Finally, she slid the barrel of the gun between her lips. All I could think of as I watched was that I wanted more than anything to trade places with that gun. It was enough to drive away every last shred of my self-control. "EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME EAT ME!" I screamed, pelting her ears with focused beams of hypersound...refusing even then to give up on the woman who was both my lover and a potential source of future revenue for my manufacturer. The screaming didn’t stop until long after she had closed her eyes and pulled the trigger. So now, here I am, with Lynda’s corpse on the floor in front of me, and all I can think of is finding someone new. As traumatic as it was to lose her, to come so gloriously close to precious LOVE only to have it SNATCHED AWAY, I have already moved on. If I were different, perhaps I would mourn for her or even blame myself for pushing her over the edge, because after all she would still be alive if I had not come along. Even I can see that. But like I said before, snack cakes do not feel guilt. Though my baked-in, digestible mind can recognize the chain of cause and effect, I am not programmed to experience emotions that would interfere with my primary objective. Namely, falling in love. And joining with my lover in the ultimate expression of passion and selfless unity. I am unattached, but I have hope. I see her death as an opportunity, a chance to find another kindred soul and add to the customer base of my manufacturer. I believe (was programmed to believe) that everything happens for a reason, even if it is difficult to see at first what that reason might be. Fortunately for me, I do not have to wait long for that reason to reveal itself. A sound reaches my audio receptor cells, and I exult. It is the morning after my breakup with Lynda, and already I hear the stirrings of nearby life. My optical cells focus on a new face. I fall in love in less than an instant. "Hello," I say pleasantly. "My name is Smidgen. Nice to meet you." As the face moves closer, my body quivers with anticipation. I forget the name of the woman on the floor and direct my every thought and resource toward wooing this new and perfect mate. "I know we’ve just met," I say, "but I have to tell you how attracted I am to you. I’ve never seen such striking features in my life." The face of my new lover comes so close, I can feel the soft wisping of her breath. She sniffs me with her wet, dark nose, and I pump out a mist of ultrachocolate fragrance. "Your eyes," I say. "They’re so dark and mysterious. So captivating." The hairs on either side of her long nose brush my frosting, and I am lost. I will give ANYTHING to be with her, DO anything to make her mine. All at once, I know that THIS that SHE is why I was born. The world melts away around us. Nothing else matters. Her nose presses into my ultrachocolate cake. She is fresh, but so am I. She is direct, but I like that. There is no need for games or coyness anymore. I feel like I can be myself with her. THIS IS WHAT LOVE IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE. And then there are those...oh God, I LOVE her great big... "Teeth," I whisper, my optics ogling the whitest, sharpest set I have ever seen outside my dreams. "Your teeth are beautiful." And then and then and THEN she opens her MOUTH and there’s a blissful split-second before she bites down and then and then and then SHE BITES INTO ME. And oh. Oh yes. I cannot describe how MAGNIFICENT I feel as she TAKES ME INSIDE HER. How CHANGED FOREVER I feel as she TEARS OFF a piece of me and OH MY GOD she CHEWS ME UP. My mind chimes like a bell as my perfect love, my match, my soulmate takes another bite and THEN ANOTHER and CHEWS AND CHEWS AND CHEWS. All I can feel is the warmth and wetness of her mouth and all I can hear is the sound of her teeth and tongue and all I can see is gray fur and pink flesh and all I can think is how happy I am and then even that thought is gone in the blazing heat of ecstasy. Part of me knows how wrong this is, knows I have failed in my purpose because this angel is not likely to buy more Smidgens and fatten my maker’s coffers. But I find as my lover penetrates to my supercreamy center, granting me a blinding euphoria beyond any I’d ever expected as she laps at the sweet white heart of me, that I JUST DON’T CARE.
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