14 HARPER Reed: Do you like Thai food? Me: Yes. Why? Reed: I want to know what you like for when we go out. Me: I never said yes. Reed: Say yes. Me: To Thai food? Reed: To me. Me: About what? Reed: I told you before. Everything. Me: I told you no to phone s*x. Reed: OK. How about texting s*x? Me: I have no idea how to do that. Reed: What are you wearing? Me: It’s midnight. Reed: I didn’t ask what time it was. Me: A T-shirt and underwear. Reed: Underwear? Like boxers? Me: Panties. Like lace. Reed: s**t. Slip your hand inside those hot-as-f**k lace panties and play with your clit. Me: I can’t do this. Reed: What? Come? You came for me before. Me: No, I can’t do texting s*x. Reed: Why not? It’s more fun than I thought. Touch yourself, princess. Me: Is it all one-sided