“Actually, I manipulate time in heaven to fast-forward to the moment when you are on the brink of fainting,” God declared, His voice resonating through the vastness of the cosmos like a sacred hymn, each note vibrating in harmony with the very laws of existence. It was a voice that commanded the authority of the universe, bursting forth with a love so profound that it wrapped around me like a comforting embrace and intelligence that illuminated even the darkest corners of my being. “The truth is, I only waited for your sleep for a few minutes. However, I extend that time just for you, so you’re welcome. Now, allow me to announce the gift I have prepared for you.” As those words hung in the air, they enveloped me like an ethereal cloak, infusing my heart with an intoxicating blend of antic