"There’s some good news and bad news that I want to share with you, so which would you prefer to hear first?" The tone in which God spoke those words felt off to me. I can't quite put my finger on it, but there’s definitely something unsettling, something fishy floating just beneath the surface of this divine announcement.
I let out a big sigh, feeling a weight settle on my chest as I struggled to process what this could mean.
"Let me hear the bad news first," I said, "so that when the good news comes, at least the good news will be like a light to soften the blow of the bad."
There was a pause, and I could sense the gravity of the moment. "There is something that I forgot to tell you," God finally informed me, and a chill ran down my spine.
My instinct kicked in; I could feel that wha
