"Could you come again?" I asked because it had been a long night for me and it appeared as if I wasn't hearing properly. Fernando let out a sigh. "I'd like to have you as my girlfriend, Delilah." After his declaration, I open my mouth wide and don't care if some flies get inside. "Why would I agree to be your girlfriend?" Hearing my statement seemed to boost Fernando's confidence, as he returned to his seat on the bed. "I'm great in bed, dimple, and you're going to love me." He threw up. His statement makes me frown. "Are you high on alcohol or high on m*******a?" I inquired, my voice cold. "You can just take it that I'm intoxicated by the two. Do you want to see it?" In a state of ecstasy, he inquired. He was eager for me to find out if he was high on weed or alcohol, and that