They made a beeline for their niece and started making kissing noises. Babies, like women, turn men into idiots. If I had my camera I'd YouTube this s**t. I finally caught on to what he'd said since it felt like my body was moving but my mind was still playing catch up.
"Why what's wrong with you two?" Like I didn't know.
"Our women kept us up half the night complaining about your s**t. Now I'm all for you standing up and all that, but not when it interferes with my s**t if you know what I mean." Lo looked like he'd slept rough.
"What he means is that when a man grows accustomed to a certain reception from his woman, he doesn't like being thwarted by a f*****g nonexistent headache on account of his brother is being an unreasonable asshole." Con covered the baby's ears as she nibbled on
