"Morning cupcake, you muddy?" I didn't smell anything approaching the smell of a dumpster in the Arizona heat with the remains of an animal carcass in it, so I was inclined to believe that she was clean.
No such luck though, she was a mess and I had to run her a bath and get us both together to take her home for her mom to feed her before she started her s**t. Of course bath time was a whole production with this one and it was a lucky thing I'd filched some of the bath toys her auntie Vicki had bought her; auntie Vicki...
Dude, seriously? If I didn't know better I would swear that b***h made s**t was rubbing off on me. I washed her up while she tried to drown my ass as she wet down the whole bathroom with her s**t, talking my ear off the whole time.
"Say uncle Ty." I think she knew wh
