I really did look like a p********e.
Heavy black makeup clung to my eyes, my lips were stained red.
My hair was wild, like s*x hair minus the s*x.
Woo! Go virgins!
I looked tired, my eyes had shadows under them, my high cheek bones looked thinner.
I found a cheap brush in a drawer and ran it though my hair.
I fixed my makeup.
I'm so f****d.
I swallowed a breath. I know what I need to do.
I will make his life hell.
A shine in the corner of my vision caught my eye. I glanced at the shower head that looked like it might hurt if I smashed it on a certain Russians head.
Bless.
I walked over to the shower and thank Jesus I was wearing heels so I could reach the shower head.
I began pulling and yanking but this f*****g shower head didn't want to f*****g cooperate.
I slid my heel off
