They looked at each other, "Oh merda. Sì va bene." (Oh s**t. yeah that's right.)
All at once they lunged for me, chloroform drawn, along with handy dandy guns.
I puled mine out, with one sharp move I slugged the bigger one across the face with the handle of my gun, and chop blocked the smaller-yet-still-bigger-than-me guy.
I felt myself being pulled into a grip, and using my only option, I bit down on the bare hand. I smashed the top of my head into one of their noses, and c****d my gun.
The bigger one came at me with a blade, and using my only other option I shot him in the heart. I then averted my attention to the smaller-yet-still-bigger-than-me guy who was watching as the car peeled away.
I guess they figured they couldn't be nonviolent with me tonight. So they fled.
The smaller-
