Savvy Dear Diary My girls know how to have fun and relax. Mazy and Stacy are crazy, but they're my crazy, and I love them. *************************************************************************************** 8:00 a.m. I stumbled from our bed. I’ve never had to pee so badly in my life. When I was done, I looked at myself in the mirror. I critically eyed my face, my body, my a*s. I didn’t really recognize myself. I am definitely twenty pounds heavier. I was a hundred and twenty pounds of pure muscle before my divorce. I had hardly any fat on me. Now my muscle definition was hardly noticeable, and I was rounder and softer. I wasn’t hating what I was seeing. I went from looking athletically s*xy to a more curvaceous s*xiness. My br*easts and a*s were bigger and rounder. My