Seriously? Not even going to enjoy a little oral? He asks.
Fuck no, and I suggest you don’t either unless you want chlamydia. I warned him and he grumbles at that, but I know he knows that he needs to take me seriously.
“Wait, where are you going?” Pink bikini asked as I was starting to move away from them.
Far, far away from STD central over here, that’s for sure.
“None of your business,” I say instead, and her face hardens in embarrassment and annoyance.
I glance over at Wes and linked him one last time before walking away.
Don’t be an i d i o t and use protection, I remind him.
He’s already making out with yellow bikini girl when he replies, Duh.
Once I’m out of that place, I start to get bored real fast. I drink another cup of the illegal mix and feel it course through
