As I closed the gym that night, I received a text from Gregory. My house, thirty minutes. Bring condoms and lube. Well, that was pretty succinct. I zipped home and took the fastest shower on record, making sure my hole was as clean as possible. I prepared myself as much as I could for what I knew was coming. I dressed in snug jeans and a black, chest-hugging T-shirt, figuring it couldn’t hurt to advertise the goods. Later, when I knocked on Gregory’s door, I had one minute to spare. “It’s unlocked!” I heard him yell through the wood. When I entered his house, there were candles everywhere. Something wonderful was cooking, too, and when I reached the kitchen, I saw wine in an ice bucket and glasses on the table. “Hi. Wow, this all looks amazing.” “Hi, yourself. Is it too much?” Grego