CHAPTER 9
DING DING!
MY cat ended up on a sun lounger next to an icon of a quill with a blue ring around it. So, a guy.
You are now chatting with BrilliantBanquo.
Who picked a username as pretentious as that? Well, when he started typing, I got my answer.
A complete d**k.
AshlynHale: Hi.
BrilliantBanquo: Good evening. Delighted to meet you.
Formal. Okaaaay.
AshlynHale: So, what do you want to talk about?
BrilliantBanquo: Shall we discuss English Literature?
Literature? Like actual literature? Not some euphemism for crack or something? Because that was certainly what he’d been smoking if he thought I’d come to a chat room wanting to talk about ye olde English books. I’d had enough of that at school.
Still, this was my first go, and I didn’t want to start off with an argument. I
