Myth Gods Tech 1 - Omnibus Edition

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

I took her place. That’s the reason I am telling you all this. Oh god what was I thinking?

But let me start from the beginning, or else you’ll think I am crazy. I am not, by the way.

My name is Mahi and I’m a teenager. I no longer feel like a teenager because of all the skata that has happened but I guess it bears mentioning. I used to be a normal teenage girl, going to school, taking selfies all the time, failing my grades, getting yelled at by mom, going for long coffee breaks like any self-respecting Greek should do, my future predetermined by people who don’t care and enforced by people who just manage to get by.

Oh boy did I live in a bubble.

Still at our house, living in posh northern Athens, amongst the pine trees and blissfully unaffected by the Greek crisis, I remember hearing my parents through the door arguing.

“You can’t give her a present, she failed half the exams!” said mom with her patented angry whisper. I am pretty sure my ears shot up at the sound of the word “present” and I stuck my ear to the door.

“I know honey, you are right, but I already said yes to my boss!” said dad. My dad works for Hermes Information Technology at the marketing department, shush now and let me listen.

“Who ever heard of a present being mandatory to be given to your daughter?” asked mom.

“It is a buzz marketing thing, circulate the new phone model to some sneezers and it creates demand when it finally hits the shelv-“

“Don’t call Mahi a sneezer!” mom interrupted.

“It’s just a term. She is popular, other girls will see her with the new Veil phone and they will want to buy it in order to become popular themselves. She fits the profile and I told my boss that she would be perfect for the marketing study. It is a market survey thing, we gave lots of phones away.”

My mother wasn’t happy at all. “It sends the wrong message, fail the class, get rewarded with a brand new phone, why bother studying at all?”

“There is a lot of money funnelled on this release. I already said yes, we can’t afford me losing my job,” said dad, mentally adding the word “again.”

And that was the end of the discussion, and me biting my hand not to cry out of excitement. Dad’s workplace had the latest tech, like straight from Japan or something like that. I never cared for those things. What I did care about, was me being around with the latest smartphone model, showing it off to every kariola who thought she was cooler than me. I can’t remember exactly but I’m pretty sure I posted an update with my excited face about getting a new phone from my dad’s company, right then and there kneeling by the door.

Huh. I guess they really do know their thing.

But why am I going on and on about a stupid phone, you might ask? That stupid phone was how she found me, that’s why.

When dad gave me the new phone, it was like Christmas in June.

“We are still mad at your grades Mahi. Your mom and I want you to understand that this is not a reward for failing classes, you need to study hard and pass,” I think dad said, or at least something similar, but I was only paying attention to the super awesome pink late-tech smartphone in the box.

“Thank you daddy sooo much!” I jumped up and hugged him. “I need to show this to all my friends right now!”

“That’s the idea,” he said and went on to face the angry mom stare in the next room.

Of course I was grounded for being close to fail the class and I had tons of studying for the re-exams with no time to spare at all, so naturally I turned on the music real loud, started dancing and taking selfies on the mirror with my new phone.

What a vlaka I was.

While you have the mental picture of me jumping up and down singing pop songs firmly placed in your mind, I want to explain some things to you that I only figured out much later. The only reason we lived in a nice neighbourhood after the Greek crisis is because dad got a job at Hermes. I had no idea at that time (still jumping up and down) of the way people lived around Greece, or that mom and dad wanted me to get an education and get a job in one of the corporations that were swiftly engulfing the country, or that they believed that doing so was the only way to survive, the alternative being leading a life of poverty.

Then I got an IM. “You know what happened to Narcissus who admired himself at the lake all the time?” asked Billy. Bless him for being such a grounding influence.

I naturally replied with stupidity, “He turned into a bush.”

“Close, but not it. Have you spoken to Deppy?” he said.

Even the most grounded teen has his hormones bubbling hot I guess. I called him on the phone and snapped, “You talk to her yourself!”

“Come on, please just bring her here, do it for me,” he said, me imagining his puppy dog eyes. A two meter tall puppy mind you, but with a tender soul.

“I am grounded and have to study. Do you want to go from being - such a nice influence to our daughter - to - what a bad influence that young man has become - ?” I asked, mocking my mother’s tone of voice.

“I’m guessing you are posting selfies and I expect you will keep doing so for the next two hours. By badly influencing you to skipping study time I am also preventing you from staring at your reflection. Lesser of two evils and such,” he said, clearly playing chess with his idle hand as I could hear the soft thumping of the pawns.

“Stop playing with yourself Billy,” I said.

“I’m not. This Korean guy is even better in chess than the other games,” he said. His phone glinged in-call with a received SMS text, probably from the chess opponent sending in his next move.

“OK fine, I’ll call her,” I said, recognising the excuse to get out for a walk.

Billy was (seriously) not using the latest smartphone, not posting everything on f*******: and not chatting, tweeting, IMing, sharing, liking, tagging all the time like the rest us. What a freak.