~Christa~ We arrive at the gates, and this isn’t as easy as I was hoping it would be. My nerves start eating at me, and all I want to do is hold on tight to him and just turn around and go back home. I hand him to dad and fight back the tears as best as I can. We walk through the door and find a well-dressed receptionist smiling. Christa “Hi, I called this morning.” Girl “Ah, yes, Miss Bra… I’m sorry, it’s soon to be Lieutenant Bada*s if I have my story straight.” I feel confused. Mom whispers behind me. Mom “Honey, what is all this Badbutt calling?” Christa “I’ll explain at home, mom.” I return my attention to the young girl smiling broadly. Girl “And that is Tequila, I take it?” Christa “Yes, but, I …” She holds up her hand. Girl “We have to check the background of all the