Chapter 67
Crazy doesn’t even explain it
Ryan
Have you ever wondered how Frazier and I remained friends? Yeah, I do, too.
I knew the guy was nuts, but I never expected him to land us in flipping jail! It started when he wanted to have a little fun with Mario. A little? I meant a lot.
“Frazier, what are we doing here?” I asked.
“Shh, or you’ll blow our cover.” He shushed me.
“Fine, but can you tell us why we have to wear these ridiculous outfits?” Jordan asked.
We glanced at our black clothes.
“Because we’re ninjas, duh. We’re stealthy and quick, like rabbits. Or when I use Ryan’s toothbrush to scrub certain areas of my body.”
“What? When have you used my toothbrush?”
“Never mind. You don’t need to know.” He gestured at me.
“Dude, get a new toothbrush,” Jordan said.
I’m throwin
