“Is something wrong with Brian’s Brain? “ I question myself
“ why are you not reacting to this news with the level of excitement that I expect you to react with?” He asks in something close to a sad voice
“Are you drunk?” I question Brian
“Why will you ask me such a question after I gave you nothing but good news” he questions in the voice he uses when he is wronged
“ that is because fluctuating emotions is one of the things I look out for to establish if you are drunk or not “ I answer him
“For your information, I am not drunk………at least, not yet but I will soon be drunk because this good news is worth celebrating “ Brian answers switching back to an extremely happy tone of voice that is quite disturbing
“How did we get here?” I question him
“How did we get where?” He returns
