Wilbur's Boast
ASPIDER'S web is stronger than it looks. Al-
though it is made of thin, delicate strands,
the web is not easily broken. However, a
web gets tom every day by the insects that
kick around in it, and a spider must rebuild it when it
gets full of holes. Charlotte liked to do her weaving
during the late afternoon, and Fern liked to sit nearby
and watch. One afternoon she heard a most interesting
conversation and witnessed a strange event.
"You have awfully hairy legs, Charlotte," said Wil-
bur, as the spider busily worked at her task.
"My legs are hairy for a good reason," replied Char-
lotte. "Funhermore, each leg of mine has seven sec-
tions--the coxa, the trochanter, the femur, the patella,
the tibia, the metatarsus, and the tarsus."
Wilbur sat bolt upright. "You're kidding," he said.
"No, I'm not, either."
"Say those names again, I didn't catch them the first
time."
"Coxa, trochanter, femur, patella, tibia, metatarsus,
and tarsus."
"Goodness!" said Wilbur, looking down at his own
chubby legs. "I don't think my legs have seven sec-
tions."
"Well," said Charlotte, "you and I lead different
lives. You don't have to spin a web. That takes real leg
work."
"I could spin a web if I tried," said Wilbur, boasting.
"I've just never tried."
"Let's see you do it," said Charlotte. Fern chuckled
softly, and her eyes grew wide with love for the pig.
"O.K.," replied Wilbur. "You coach me and I'll spin
one. It must be a lot of fun to spin a web. How do I
starr?"
"Take a deep breath!" said Charlotte, smiling. Wil-
bur breathed deeply. "Now climb to the highest place
you can get to, like this." Charlotte raced up to the top
of the doorway. Wilbur scrambled to the top of the
manure pile.
"Very good! " said Charlotte. "Now make an attach-
ment with your spinnerets, hurl yourself into space,
and let out a drag line as you go down!"
Wilbur hesitated a moment, then jumped out into
the air. He glanced hastily behind to see if a piece of
rope was following him to check his fall, but nothing
seemed to be happening in his rear, and the next thing he knew he landed with a thump. "Ooomp! " he
grunted.
Charlotte laughed so hard her web began to sway.
"What did I do wrong?" asked the pig, when he re-
covered from his bump.
"Nothing," said Charlotte. "It was a nice try."
"I think I'll try again," said Wilbur, cheerfully. "I
believe what I need is a little piece of string to hold me."
The pig walked out to his yard. "You there, Temple-
ton?" he called. The rat poked his head out from under
the trough.
"Got a little piece of string I could borrow?" asked
Vilbur. "I need it to spin a web."
"Yes, indeed," replied Templeton, who saved string.
"No trouble at all. Anything to oblige." He crept
down into his hole, pushed the goose egg out of the
way, and returned with an old piece of dirty white
string. Wilbur examined it.
"That's just the thing," he said. "Tie one end to my
tail, will you, Templeton?"
Vilbur crouched low, with his thin, curly tail toward
the rat. Templeton seized the string, passed it around
the end of the pig's tail, and tied two half hitches. Char-
lotte watched in delight. Like Fern, she was truly fond
of Wilbur, whose smelly pen and stale food attracted
the flies that she needed, and she was proud to see thar he was not a quitter and was willing to try again to spin
a web.
While the rat and the spider and the little girl
watched, Wilbur climbed again to the top of the ma-
nure pile, full of energy and hope.
"Everybody watch!" he cried. And summoning all
his strength, he threw himself into the air, headfirst.
The string trailed behind him. But as he had neglected
to fasten the other end to anything, it didn't really do
any good, and Wilbur landed with a thud, crushed and
hurt. Tears came to his eyes. Templeton grinned. Char-
lotte just sat quietly. After a bit she spoke.
"You can't spin a web, Wilbur, and I advise you to
put the idea out of your mind. You lack two things
needed for spinning a web."
"What are they? " asked Wilbur, sadly.
"You lack a set of spinnerets, and you lack know-
how. But cheer up, you don't need a web. Zuckerman
supplies you with three big meals a day. Why should
you worry about trapping food?"
Wilbur sighed. "You're ever so much cleverer and
brighter than I am, Charlotte. I guess I was just trying
to show off. Serves me right."
Templeton untied his string and took it back to his
home. Charlotte returned to her weaving.
"You needn't feel too badly, Wilbur," she said. "Not
many creatures can spin webs. Even men aren't as good
at it as spiders, although they think they're pretty good,
and they'll try anything. Did you ever hear of the
Queensborough Bridge?"
Wilbur shook his head. "Is it a web?"
"Son of," replied Charlotte. "But do you know how
long it took men to build it? Eight whole years. My
goodness, I would have starved to death waiting that
long. I can make a web in a single evening."
"What do people catch in the Queensborough Bridge
-bugs?" asked Wilbur.
"No," said Charlotte. "They don't catch anything.
They just keep trotting back and fonh across the
bridge thinking there is something better on the other
side. If they'd hang head-down at the top of the thing
and wait quietly, maybe something good would come
along. But no--with men it's rush, rush, rush, every
minute. I'm glad I'm a sedentary spider."
"What does sedentary mean? " asked Wilbur.
"Means I sit still a good part of the time and don't
go wandering all over creation. I know a good thing
when I see it, and my web is a good thing. I stay put
and wait for what comes. Gives me a chance to think."
"Well, I'm son of sedentary myself, I guess," said
the pig. "I have to hang around here whether I want to
or not. You know where I'd really like to be this eve-
ning?"
"Where?"
"In a forest looking for beechnuts and truffles and
delectable roots, pushing leaves aside with my wonder-
ful strong nose, searching and sniffing along the ground,
smelling, smelling, smelling ... "
"You smell just the way you are," remarked a lamb
who had just walked in. "I can smell you from here.
You're the smelliest creature in the place."
Wilbur hung his head. His eyes grew wet with tears.
Charlotte noticed his embarrassment and she spoke
sharply to the lamb.
"Let Wilbur alone!" she said. "He has a perfect
right to smell, considering his surroundings. You're no
bundle of sweet peas yourself. Funhermore, you are
interrupting a very pleasant conversation. What were
we talking about, Wilbur, when we were so rudely in-
terrupted?"
"Oh, I don't remember," said Wilbur. "It doesn't make any difference. Let's not talk any more for a
while, Charlotte. I'm getting sleepy. You go ahead and
finish fixing your web and I'll just lie here and watch
you. It's a lovely evening." Wilbur stretched out on
his side.
Twilight settled over Zuckerman's barn, and a feel-
ing of peace. Fern knew it was almost suppertime but
she couldn't bear to leave. Swallows passed on silent
wings, in and out of the doorways, bringing food to
their young ones. From across the road a bird sang
"Whippoorwill, whippoorwill! " Lurvy sat down under
an apple tree and lit his pipe; the animals sniffed the
familiar smell of strong tobacco. Wilbur heard the trill
of the tree toad and the occasional slamming of the
kitchen door. All these sounds made him feel comfort-
able and happy, for he loved life and loved to be a part
of the world on a summer evening. But as he lay there
he remembered what the old sheep had told him. The
thought of death came to him and he began to tremble
with fear.
"Charlotte?" he said, softly.
"Yes, Wilbur?"
"I don't want to die."
"Of course you don't," said Charlotte in a comfort-
ing voice.
"I just love it here in the barn," said Wilbur. "I love
everything about this place."
"Of course you do," said Charlotte. "We all do."
The goose appeared, followed by her seven goslings.
They thrust their little necks out and kept up a musical
whistling, like a tiny troupe of pipers. Wilbur listened
to the sound with love in his heart.
"Charlotte?" he said.
"Yes?" said the spider.
"Were you serious when you promised you would
keep them from killing me?"
"I was never more serious in my life. I am not going
to let you die, Wilbur."
"How are you going to save me?" asked Wilbur,
whose curiosity was very strong on this point.
"Well," said Charlotte, vaguely, "I don't really
know. But I'm working on a plan."
"That's wonderful," said Wilbur. "How is the plan
coming, Charlotte? Have you got very far with it? Is
it coming along pretty well?" Wilbur was trembling
again, but Charlotte was cool and collected.
"Oh, it's coming all right," she said, lightly. "The
plan is still in its early stages and hasn't completely
shaped up yet, but I'm working on it. "
"When do you work on it?" begged Wilbur.
"When I'm hanging head-down at the top of my
web. That's when I do my thinking, because then all
the blood is in my head."
"I'd be only too glad to help in any way I can."
"Oh, I'll work it out alone," said Charlotte. "I can
think better if I think alone."
"All right," said Wilbur. "But don't fail to let me
know if there's anything I can do to help, no matter
how slight."
"Well," replied Charlotte, "you must try to build
yourself up. I want you to get plenty of sleep, and stop
worrying. Never hurry and never worry! Chew your
food thoroughly and eat every bit of it, except you
must leave just enough for Templeton. Gain weight
and stay well-that's the way you can help. Keep fit,
and don't lose your nerve. Do you think you under-
stand?"
"Yes, I understand," said Wilbur.
"Go along to bed, then," said Charlotte. "Sleep is im-
portant."
Wilbur trotted over to the darkest corner of his pen
and threw himself down. He closed his eyes. In another
minute he spoke.
"Charlotte?" he said.
"Yes, Wilbur?"
"May I go out to my trough and see if I left any of
my supper? I think I left just a tiny bit of mashed po-
tato."
"Very well," said Charlotte. "But I want you in bed
again without delay."
Wilbur started to race out to his yard.
"Slowly, slowly! " said Charlotte. "Never hurry and
never worry! "
Wilbur checked himself and crept slowly to his
trough. He found a bit of potato, chewed it l:arefully,
swallowed it, and walked back to bed. He closed his
eyes and was silent for a while.
"Charlotte?" he said, in a whisper.
"Y cs?"
"May I get a drink of milk? I think there are a few
drops of milk left in my trough."
"No, the trough is dry, and I want you to go to sleep.
No more talking! Close your eyes and go to sleep! "
Wilbur shut his eyes. Fern got up from her stool and
started for home, her mind full of everything she had
seen and heard.
"Good night, Charlotte!" said Wilbur.
"Good night, Wilbur!"
There was a pause.
"Good night, Charlotte! "
"Good night, Wilbur!"
"Good night! "
"Good night! "