"Well, for starters, you have nothing for me to take advantage of and if there's anything, I'm going to be the one at a loss in this friendship, don't you think?"
I ask with a doll smile and animated blink of my eyes.
That's definitely the truth as I'm only with her for company, at least until she proves herself useful and shows me her true personality.
"Well, at least call my name with respect, I bet I'm at least ten years older."
If I cared about age differences, I wouldn't have opened my legs for my best friend's dad.
Her demand is so comical and dreamy.
"Earn the respect if you want it, but I can make your life a lot easier than you could ever imagine if you tell me the real reason why you took that video," I tell her and she gives me a funny look.
Of course, she would have
