“Brand-new school, same old boring assembly.”
rand-new school, same old boring assembly.”Chase’s eyes wandered around his new school hall while the deputy head banged on about something boring. The hall was much fancier than the one at Bisby secondary, but at the end of the day, was still an extremely dull place to be. ‘Yup,’ he thought. ‘No question about it – assembly equals boring, every time.’ Thankfully, he considered himself somewhat of an expert at assembly-survival techniques, which was mostly a matter of looking around and trying to work out who would get squashed if one of the light fittings were to fall. It was good for a few minutes of entertainment and was marginally more interesting than counting ceiling tiles.
‘Yup,’‘No question about it – assembly equals boring, every tim
