'Have you come for the buttons?'
I tried to make a noise, any noise really, but standing there in silence was the worst possible thing in the world. I looked like one of those perverts who likes watching people have s*x. There's always one in those dodgy eighties’ pornos. They have a video camera and a sleazy, slimy expression, tongue hanging from their mouths like salivating dogs. Don't ask me how I know. I've been single for far too long...
Floor. Please swallow me up. Do it now. If there was any chance that human beings could bend physics or perform great magic tricks that enabled us to break out of prison or jump a hundred metres between two buildings now was the time to show my great abilities. I begged myself to become invisible. I tried to imagine my skin becoming more and more tr
