5
After we'd retrieved and donned our scattered clothing, and in Holly's case, official police weapons and restraints, we all leaned against the side of our car, making small talk.
"What do you get when you cross my wife with a sexy cop carrying handcuffs?" Guy joked suddenly.
"I dunno, what?" Holly replied.
"A hardened criminal," he answered, pointing at his crotch.
Holly and I groaned in mock pain.
"That was bad," she grimaced, looking at me with a big grin.
"Oh snap!" I warned her, amused. "I think it's time we get going, he's busting out the corny dad jokes."
"Hold on. I've got another one. Did you hear about the police department that couldn’t solve the case of their stolen toilets?"
"No, why’s that?"
"Turns out, they couldn't solve the case 'cause they had nothing to go on!
