After sitting at Starbucks, explaining the whole story to all three of them I smiled awkwardly and Hailey hummed.
"So does that mean that you guys have super-steamy threesomes every night?" Hailey asks and I laugh.
"Hell no, I mean that sounds extremely good- but that won't happen"
Hailey pouts and I giggle.
"Aw, why not?"
"Apparently I'm going to remain a virgin until I've chosen who I wanted" I sigh.
"Wait- you're a virgin-" Sylvester says and I hum.
"Oh, I am"
"But that's so stupid. Why can't you test drive them? It'll help you decide. Like a car you know-" Hailey says and I laugh.
"Oh trust me, I'd love to. Maybe they'll let their walls down and rail the s**t out of me" I huff.
"But does that mean that you'll be at least doing other things?"
"Yeah, Max mentioned so
