“That’s it. I refuse to do any more chapter headings. I’m done. You two armchair psychiatrists can handle them all from now on. Take your interventions and toss them on the ground like little plastic building blocks and then do an Irish jig on them.” ~Jen
“We are in the middle of a complete global crisis—albeit one that humans don’t really know about—and I am still able to focus completely on my own issues, somehow making them the center of my universe. There are other things that are so much more important. What does that say about me?” ~Jen
“How many times do we have to tell you not to minimalize your feelings?” ~Sally
“How many times do I have to tell you to quit interrupting my chapter headings. Wait for your own damn chapter headings to b***h at me.” ~Jen
“You’re right. It’s worse
