“Tell me, Warlord Wulf, about your testing match from a few years ago. We have discovered you had an Interstellar Bride, didn’t you?” More gasps and chatter surrounded us. “I was matched, yes,” Wulf stated. Chet nodded like a bobblehead doll. “Please share. I’m sure everyone wants to know.” “A bride came from Earth for the thirty-day claiming period,” Wulf explained neutrally. “During that time, she chose to return to Earth. That is all.” “You don’t look like an alien who handles rejection well. If I remember, it required a tranquilizer.” Chet swiveled back to the camera. “Unfortunately for you. However, it is very fortunate for us, folks, that we have a very special surprise guest with us tonight…Ruth Sanchez, Warlord Wulf’s original matched mate.” Oh s**t. While we’d both expected