And of course, being the cocky bastard that he is, he responds with a smartass comment. Travis: Don’t forget to talk s**t about me all weekend. Otherwise, Drew might get suspicious. Viola: Shouldn’t be too hard. Been doing it for the past ten years. :) Travis: So you have lots of practice then. But maybe just slip in a little mention about how big you think my d**k is. Viola: Not as big as your ego apparently! Travis: You can’t help but love both qualities about me, though. ;) I laugh to myself, knowing he’s right about that. After sending him one last good night text, I grab my k****e and fall asleep. I hear noises coming from outside my door, which means my roommates are up and have absolutely no consideration for anyone else in the house. Rolling over, I grab my phone and see a