“That’s the most f****d-up thing I’ve seen in a long time. Is it wrapped around his balls?”
I laugh again. “I don’t know what it’s doing, but it shouldn’t bend that way. I’m so glad you don’t have a messed-up one.”
“You mean you wouldn’t give me a chance if I had a weird d**k?”
“No. Weird d***s are a hard limit for me,” I say with a smile.
The d**k pics flood in, and I go back to my phone. Tears stream down my face because I’m laughing so hard. I swear she has a folder of these gross pictures reserved just to torture me.
Courtney: SO PLEASE COME OVER AFTER CLASS!
Viola: Okay! Geez.
Courtney: I promise to make it worth your while ;)
I roll my eyes because I don’t think I want to know what she’s talking about. With her, there’s really no telling.
“Courtney has too much time on her h
