The first volume of biochemistry is coming! Chapter 1 Homesteadmale? otaku!
"I'm going to stop playing. What a bunch of pig-like teammates!" Huan Chu muttered, put down the mouse, took out a cigarette from the table, lit it, and leaned back on the chair. Fang Wenli
There was no light on, and the thick blue fish curtains were pulled to death by him.
Dead, only through the faint blue light emitted by the computer screen
In order to barely illuminate this room of less than twenty square meters.
Huan Chu usually relies on writing comments on current affairs for newspapers.
To make ends meet, he is, as he puts it, a freelance and current affairs commentator. But just look at the computer table
The large ashtrays that were already full and the trash cans were filled with
Takeaway box, it is not difficult to find that Huan Chu is actually an otaku.
Yes, this one has a slightly delicate appearance and looks pretty good
The big boy who counts sunshine is a standard otaku who eats, sleeps, plays Dota, and wants to be fed and killed in the Three Kingdoms. If not
If I remember correctly, Huan Chu has not stepped out of the house for 17 days and an hour since he went downstairs to pick up the pair of Danner military boots when the last delivery call came.
Of course, according to him, the Internet is so
It’s convenient. The royalties will be transferred to your online banking account. You can go directly to Taobao to buy things. If you want to eat, you can order takeout. As a professional commentator on current affairs, keep your eyes on the Internet.
Various events are much more useful than looking at the black fungus on the street. As for why you play Dota every day? That's of course because as a current affairs commentator, you can't let your brain cells
If you die in dormancy, you should allow them to fully activate and exert their value. Dota is undoubtedly the most time-saving and labor-saving way of brain activity.
"It's almost time to pick up a new job, but
It's strange to say that old man Li hasn't called to urge me to finish the manuscript in the past few days. "Huan Chu put out the burned cigarette butts in the ashtray, and skillfully entered the website address of Shankou Mountain Tieba. But as soon as the web page opened, Huan Chu's face suddenly changed.
Time had a strange expression. Well, it was a weird combination of excitement, regret, and other emotions.
Looking at the people on the screen named "x! Zombies are surrounding
At the door of my house, I asked the master to teach me about escape experience and speed. There were various stations. Huan Chu shook his head and clicked them.
One, without reading the content, directly typed out the reply:
"Brother, it's not so explosive. Look at the company formation.
No, you have the nerve to come out and show your face, I will be embarrassed for you. "After clicking the reply button, Huan Chu stretched
He stood up straight and looked at the clock on the wall: "Well, it's half past two. Let's go out and buy a box of chewing gum and come back."
After talking to himself, Huan Chu put on a coat, hummed a tune and walked out of the bedroom, heading towards the security door of the living room. Just when Huan Chu's hand came close to the door
At that moment, a bang came from the door, which frightened Huan Chu and made him sit down on the ground. "I x you xxxx
ah! I'm rushing to reincarnate, knocking so hard, my security door is free! I x, I need to go to the hospital
Physical examination, if I get a heart attack from being scared by you, you bastard, I will pay to death, you bastard! "Even though no one saw the embarrassing scene, Huan Chu still felt that it was an unbearable humiliation, and he cursed and reached out to hit him.
Opening the security door, in his opinion, only gives the person who knocks the door a slap in the face
Only by salivating could Lu Wei calm the anger in his heart.
But as soon as he opened the door, Huan Chu immediately made a loud noise
Shut the door hard. "nd, am I hallucinating? Well, it is said that people who look at the computer for too long are likely to
Hallucination, I said why there is a butcher dota
The hero who looks like a zombie) stood in front of me. "Huan Chu rubbed his face, rubbed his eyes, turned around, and opened the security door again. At this time, the ferocious face comparable to that of a butcher appeared in front of Huan Chu again. He, oh
No, it should be said that its left cheek has been torn open, and you can clearly see the yellow teeth and bright red teeth inside.
With his tongue open wide, he let out a low roar at Huan Chu.
‘Bang! »With the cooperation of Huan Chu's long-trained brain and right hand, the security door was slammed shut again in less than a few tenths of a second after it was opened. Huan Chu turned around and faced the door. He wanted to say, "Is it because I opened the door wrong?" to adjust the atmosphere and ease the fear in his heart, but he still couldn't say a complete sentence after saying "hard" several times. If so, I can only stand stiffly
He took a step forward, but his trembling legs and feet failed to give him
With enough support, Huan Chu's butt came to the entrance again in just a few minutes.
Close contact. "I x! This, this, who can tell me, what is going on!" After a long time, Huan Chu's roar finally cut through the air.
After roaring, Huan Chu seemed to have not yet released the contents of his body.
The fear was vented, but there was endless confusion in my eyes.
Mang, suddenly collapsed on the ground, panted for a long time, and finally pulled out the mobile phone from his trouser pocket with trembling. He finally pulled out the phone from his hometown, hoping to seek some comfort from the familiar voice. Before the cell phone beeped, Huan Chu's ears seemed to hear his mother's kind nagging and his father's stern but kind words. However, as the beeping continued and the call could not be connected, Huan Chu's heart began to lift as he was about to let go.
"No, no, my parents will be fine, auspicious people and gods, Bodhisattva bless, Bodhisattva bless. But, if, if they...it's impossible, W County is in the mountains
There is a lake next to it. No matter what happens, you can hide on the island.
Hide, yes, nothing will happen to you, I don’t want to scare myself... But what if..." Huan Chu felt that his brain was going to explode, and the mental struggle gradually overcame the fear in his heart, and this There are no more "bang bang" banging sounds and "squeaking" nails on the security door.
There was a loud sound, and it seemed that the big zombie had also left cooperatively.
In silence, Huan Chu gradually regained some sense.
Zhi, some posts he had read when he was obsessed with the Resident Evil movie gradually emerged in his mind: "The most important thing now is to collect information. Only by knowing the current situation can we determine the escape route. We must get out of here and go home!" He said He stood up, threw himself on the sofa, and turned on the TV.
•It is now November 15, 2012, Beijing time. Two weeks have passed since the outbreak of mutated rabies virus. Cases of this new mutated virus are currently appearing all over the country. Many small and medium-sized cities have begun to save energy in order to save energy. The use of communication facilities has begun to be reduced, but relevant departments stated that all matters are still under control. New Ministry spokesperson xxx held a press conference
The press conference stated: •The situation across the country has gradually stabilized, and government departments and local security agencies have
has gradually restored control of cities across the country, as long as
The people should not panic irrationally. We have reason to firmly believe that no difficulty can overwhelm the great Chinese people.
civil.
fart! The zombies have already come to my door, and they are still stable. Stay safe xxxx!" Huan Chu cursed and pressed the turn button on the remote control, wanting to learn about other TV stations.
information, but sadly discovered that as long as it is still possible
TV stations that received the signal, without exception, broadcast the
I don’t know if CCTV’s programs are ordered by the government or because TV stations in various places are no longer able to maintain normal operations. If it's the former, it's okay to say, at least it means that the central government can still control the situation in a good place and there will be no biological crisis.
A doomsday scene like Raccoon City; but if it is the latter, it means that all provincial capital cities except the capital have basically fallen. In that case...
Huan Chu no longer dared to think about it anymore, and he hurried back to
In front of the computer, I started searching for news about zombies. Twenty minutes later, he sat up straight again, lit a cigarette, picked up a pen and paper, and began to analyze the news he got: "The earliest time the zombies were discovered was November 1st, MD, why did I wait until 15 Only then did I know about this. Voiceover: You play Dota with the curtains closed every day. It would be weird if you knew!). Well, the source of the disease is the capital, city S,
Large cities such as City N, City W, and City Z experienced major outbreaks almost at the same time. At present, the spread area is still roughly in the surrounding areas of these big cities, and there are almost no zombies in Tibet and Xinjiang. Two weeks later," Huan Chucha said from
He took out a tourist map he bought in college from the bookshelf and began to smear on the map of China: "Well, this is roughly what the Diffusion Country is like. Starting from the capital, detour through Shanxi and enter Henan, avoid City Z, and transfer from Xinyang The road goes from Anhui to Anqing, and then goes home!" Huan Chu paid attention to each item.
Remember everything and mark the rough route on the map
Picture, and transferred various useful files found on the Internet to the mobile phone, and began to pack the luggage.
"Documents, bank cards, cash, instant noodles, chocolate, lighters, kettles...what else is missing...weapons! Yes, how can we deal with zombies without weapons!" Huan Chu
The whole room was checked and only two kitchen knives were found in the kitchen. To be honest, these two kitchen knives are used to cut cabbage
It's okay, but if you want to use it to kill zombies, it will have no effect at all. Huan Chu obviously realized this, so he threw the kitchen knife aside and started leaning against the marble kitchen counter.
Thinking about it: “I remember buying a baseball bat last year
Come on, put it... right, under the bed! "
Ten minutes later, Huan Chu tightened his backpack and put the baseball bat within easy reach, finally ensuring that everything was
Having made all preparations, he lit another cigarette, came to the window, slightly opened the curtains, and began to observe the surrounding situation. Maybe it's due to the outbreak of zombies
It was not weekends. Ordinary people went to the city center for work and classes. The thousands of zombie armies that Huan Chu imagined had not gathered in the remote communities. Huan Chu visually inspected the units.
There are probably less than 30 zombies from the building to the entrance of the community. As long as you are careful, you should be able to successfully rush to the side road. As long as you grab a car on the road, all plans can be successfully implemented. It's a pity that Huan Chu had a clear idea when renting a house.
Quietly, the unit building is on the inside of the community, and the side road is not visible at all, so you can only walk one step at a time.
Huan Chu turned his head and looked at the old-fashioned wall clock on the wall again. The hour hand was already pointing to 6 o'clock, and the sky was getting darker. So he tightened the slightly bloated backpack at his feet again and tested the weight on his back. Luggage to bring
Most of them were small necessities. After making sure that they would not hinder my movement or wielding a baseball bat, I threw my backpack on the bed again. Because he decided... to eat something first to fill his stomach, and then put everything aside and have a good sleep.
“What’s going to happen next is a life-and-death journey.
During the great escape, if you don’t have enough energy, go out and feed the zombies. "Huan Chu muttered and walked into the kitchen humming a tune. It has to be said that the minds of otakus who have been soaked in the second dimension are indeed much stronger than ordinary people. Or maybe it's just that otakus are more nervous. This kid still hasn't figured out the situation. In short, Huan Chu decided to continue his good life as an otaku, at least for today.