XANDER
I can't get enough of Emily. My s*x drive is unbelievable when it comes to her. We've been together for over two years now, but I still can't keep my hands off her like horny sixteen-year-old boy in love.
She’s just so addicting. Those stunning blue eyes, that innocent smile, the scent of her hair, the softness of her skin…just everything about her. She’s just the perfect combination of sexy and cute. I really want to give her parents a private jet or something, just a token of appreciation for choosing fun over sleep nine months before her birthdate.
When you find your soulmate, that's true love. And when that s**t hits you, it hits you hard. And yeah, it hits your d**k too. My condolences, bro.
What the f**k? When did my subconscious start channeling cheesy romance novels?
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