There was a young woman from Sydney/ Who liked it right up to her kidney/ Then a bloke from Quebec/ Put it up to her neck./ He had a big one/ Didn"t he?Nobody laughed, though there where were a couple of chuckles.
‘Okay,’ he said. ‘The band you’ve been waiting for Billy Oblivion and the Legendary DNA Cowboys!’
A raggle-taggle band came onstage. The singer wore red leather and had died red hair.
‘Don’t you think the singer looks a lot like Ziggy Kowalski?’ said Case.
Leslie laughed.
‘Yes, but not as healthy looking,’ she said.
* * *
‘It must be the weather keeping people away,’ said Case.
He was sat with Anna and Leslie in the foyer of The Royal Festival Hall. A string quartet were playing Vaughan Williams’ ‘The Lark Ascending.’ Case thought they were pretty good, but the Friday eve
