CHRIS
"Christopher, GET DOWN HERE IMMEDIATELY!!"
What now? WHAT COULD I HAVE POSSIBLY DONE NOW?! Right now I am in my office, attending to some pack affairs and looking through the paperwork for the multiple companies that I own as well. I was working but my mother has been disturbing me so much that I almost growled at her but it is disrespectful to growl at your own mother. Also I didn't growl because even if she is small and has small hands but she slaps hard and I would know because I saw Dad whine after he got his back of the neck slapped by Mom after making fun of her cooking.
"Yea Mom?"
"Don't yea Mom me. Why did you not show up to the blind date that I set? Did you know that the girl cried her eyes out after you stood her up?"
I rolled my eyes listening to her because I had a very valid reason to not show up to the date.
"Mom first of all, we have already had this conversation before that I am not going to be with anyone else other than my mate. And before you try to reason that she could have been my mate, let me tell you that I did show up to the restaurant but when I saw her, I was disgusted. She was dressed up in a skimpy ass dress with her boobs and butt hanging out and was sucking someone's face. So here you go"
When I finish saying my reasons, my Mom's face was absolutely blank and then she started laughing and I am now wondering if my mother is psychotic.
"Oh my God, this is so funny. I set you up with a guy not a girl you i***t"
"What? Mom I am not gay"
"well you did not like any girls so you can't blame me for thinking that you were gay"
"Just because I did not sleep with girls or date them does not mean I am gay. It means I am busy and don't have time for some whiny girl not that every girl is whiny."
"okay okay"
"We have to meet your sister for dinner so get ready"
"The crazy one or the shitty one?"
"Chris, they are your sisters. Stop calling them crazy and shitty."
"well they are"
"OK go and get ready"
I walk up to my room which is black and grey. I don't really like much bright colours and I love being dark so my room and my wardrobe just has black, grey and white. Also I am a minimalist so I don't have much stuff.
Well let's get ready to meet up my crazy family.