Chapter 4 ANDREW The mystery closet person never shows himself. And though I’m sure it’s probably fellow bar-back Kevin O’Malley, stroking his Scottish stick underneath one of his homemade kilts, I must admit I’m a little disappointed not to bust his chops. Though, I don’t have time for goddamned disappointment. Not when I need to secure my fake wife. Minutes after Sheena leaves the locker room, I wipe her lipstick off my c**k, get dressed and head to the back of the bar. Tonight, The Alchemist is teeming, filled up with people contributing to the night’s fundraiser for foster kids, Lending-a-Hand. Rich assholes from every corner of Manhattan crowd the hardwood floors, and as I slink to the corners, clad in a denim button-up, leather jacket and jeans that set me apart from every To