Sunday morning, I decide it’s a breakfast out morning for the Greene clan—mostly because I haven’t gotten to the grocery store. We load up in my truck and head downtown to Two Brothers and an Egg. The local station is on the radio, talking about fishing weather and the type of fish that are biting. There’s only ever local news and seventies music because the town voted and since most of our population are my parents’ age or slightly younger, they went with the seventies. The DJ, Chip, gets on the air and tells everyone about today’s expected wind speeds and what bait they should use if they’re headed out on the water. “And now I want to welcome a new segment I’ve been asked to add. It’s called ‘Locals Behaving Badly.’” “What’s this?” Cade turns up the volume. So far today he hasn’t give