The Red Holidays

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The Red Holidays The Holidays have become so commercialised. It wasn't like this back when we were kids, you know? We used to have distinct holidays, one for each religion, Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Yule, heck even those stupid pasta guys had one. And then we lined up the mutants, and they all fought together to the death. See? Traditional stuff, for the whole family. Now all they want to do is get turned into nanite clouds or switch genders for the holidays or whatever, see how it feels and all that crap. That's so lame, the Red Holidays used to be so much fun. Oh, how I remember when I was just ten years old when our mutant Santa tore up the Kwanzaa mutant with his knives, so much blood everywhere! Red Holidays indeed. I'm sure they used to do something to those mutants, so the

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