Rachel
“He has the most amazing ass.”
Well, that’s what I intended to say, but what actually came out of my mouth was, “He has lemony lass.”
Luckily, Ava had joined me in my binge, so my slur sounded perfectly fine to her.
“Who are we talking about? Davis or the professor.”
I sighed. “The professor. Davis’s is nice, but I never had the urge to bite it.”
Ava quirked a brow. “You want to bite the pompous professor’s ass?”
“I do. Is that strange?”
She smirked and lifted her drink to her lips. “Not at all. Well, the biting part isn’t strange. I like a little biting during s*x myself, but biting his ass when you’re not sleeping with him might be a little strange. Especially if you do it during a class while he’s lecturing.”
“He’s just so frustrating. So infuriating.”
“So maybe you sho
