“Dude?!” Natalia’s eyes are popping out of her socket as she flings the door open and barges into my room. “You don’t tell me a thing and then you call to tell me you’re back in your dorm room?” Her fishnet gloved hands are on her waist. “What the actual f**k?” She straightens, finally noticing the other person in the room. “f**k me gently with a chainsaw…” Her jaw is on the floor, gaze disrespectful. “You came back with the dude you’re supposed to marry?!” I huff, shoving a hand through my hair. Marcelo shifts uncomfortably in the study chair he’s cramped himself into. “Tali, please sit before I throw my f*****g alarm clock at you.” I say calmly, patting the space next to me on the bed. Thankfully my roommate is in class, else all of this would’ve been painfully awkward. Natalia cro