I check my contacts and tap the right one on my phone. After a few moments, it connects, and I hear my favourite voice. “Charlotte! How lovely to hear from you. How are you? “I´m fine Master. How are you?" “All the better for hearing from you. What can I do for my favourite ex-virgin?" “Well I´m taking a few days off, and I was wondering... are you and Michael free this weekend?" There is a pause. “I am certainly free for you, Charlotte. And I don´t doubt that Michael will make himself available. For the avoidance of doubt, can I ask why?" “I´d just like to spend some time with you again." There is another pause. “Just time, or for...more? Don´t misunderstand. I just want to be sure that I am not making any assumptions." “Oh, I´d like us all to have some fun together, Master." Th