Look what you’ve done now. This is bad, Kate. Last night you drugged me, but you couldn’t just stop there could you? Nope. You had to go and d**g our neighbor, and why can’t you just hold normal grudges like other wives? Do you know how easy life could be if you were content to shop and decorate and post random garbage on social media showcasing how great your life is, instead of thriving on stirring up trouble in the form of retaliation?
I don’t know what to tell you to do to fill your time. But I do know we can’t go on like this. Take up a hobby—knitting or reading—anything‚ but preferably something that’s safe for others. Maybe start a blog. Maybe that’s the trick. All I know is that’s what all of the other women seem to be doing these days. So, you know, maybe do that. Personally, I d
