“MY NAME IS COLONEL Rodale. Mr. Watson, you need to tell us everything you know about your wife’s plans. What’s she up to?” The colonel’s mustache twitched as he waited.
I stared at him wide-eyed.
“Are you involved in this?” He bent over the small table and glared at me.
“What? No, sir,” I blubbered. “I just returned home from Los Angeles. The last time I spoke to my wife was this morning.”
“And did she tell you about her plans to abduct the giraffe?”
“No, she was just taking the kids to the zoo. My wife would never...” I glanced down at the tablet which showed that clearly my wife had and shut up.
“You know I will listen to every phone call you’ve ever made for the last ten years, right? Read every text message?” He raised an eyebrow at me. “Lying to me won’t work. In fact, teams ha
