LAWS OF SKILLS EPISODE 5
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RELATIONSHIP MATTERS
You live with your wife and the maid. One Saturday morning, your wife goes to the market. A while later, you go to take a bath to go out. The maid also takes the opportunity to go and bath in her own bathroom.
Whilst you two were in your bathrooms, madam comes back home to pick the phone she forgot. Then the doorbell rings. Remember, you are bathing, but didn't know the maid was also taking her bath, so you continue with no worries and your wife was all along on the bell.
Not understanding why the maid is yet to get the door, you tie your towel, your curved tool making a bulge in the towel, you rush out of the bath and head to the door.
Getting to the living room, you find the maid already opening the door with wrapper tied to her chest, sumptuous bossom popping through the lightly wet wrapper tied to her chest, curvaceous buttocks seeming bare in the very light ankara.
Madam enters and sees the maid wet with wrapper tied around her chest, and you, oga, also wet with towel tied around your loins...
Madam looks at you weirdly and asks what was going on, and why it took so long for both of you to show up, in that state, and together.
Now, your wife doesn't know what we know...
With the aid of a graph sheet, Four Figure.
WHAT IS A RELATIONSHIP π?
Many people do not know the meaning of relationship or read different meanings to that word.
A RELATIONSHIP is not about having a handsome boyfriend or having a beautiful girlfriend.
Itβs not about looking for a perfect person because there isnβt any perfect person on earth.
Itβs not about looking for a fair complexion or a rich person.
Having a lot of money doesnβt mean that one has too much pure love.
MONEY π° CANβT BUY LOVE. π
A relationship is about finding someone who respects you.
Who cares about you in anyway he/she can afford.
Who understands you.
Who is proud of having you.
Who appreciates you the way you are .
Who loves you the way you are.
Who is faithful to you.
Who knows how to comfort you.
Who is supportive to you or in everything you are trying to do.
Who knows how to encourage
you to be your best.
Who would accept the worst of you.
Forgive you
And who will go through everything without giving up on u.
Such people are very rare to find these days.
It takes God himself to bring you such person just like He did for Adam.
But your relationship with God will be a major determinant in finding such person.ππ€π
If you have got such person already just keep that person.
Handle him or her with care.ππβ¨
Be honest & contented with that person and don't do anything to hurt or let down that special person.π₯ππ₯
Remember, Relationship is a full time commitment/sacrifice and you must be willing to pa
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1. Sleeping alone is better than sharing your BED with someone who shares a BED with someone else when you are not around...! (Both)
2. ChΓ¦Δting does not mean you have to kiss, meet or have sΒ£Β₯ with a third party. Once you find yourself deleting texts and e-mails so that your partner will not see them, you are already there. (Both)
3. If a man is crΔzy about you, pray he does not get well, if he is getting well, know that another woman is giving him some tablets. (Women)
4. First love may not d!e, but true love can bury it. (Both)
5. If you still believe "ππππ ππ πππππ" then I know for sure ππππππππ ππππ ππππ ππ π
ππ πππ. (Both)
6. A woman's beautiful face attracts a flirt; A woman's beautiful heart attracts a lover; A woman's beautiful character attracts a man. (Women)
7. Never you fall in love because you are lonely, fall in love because you are ready. (Both)
8. A blessed water is better than a cΕ«rsed fried rice and chicken. A Godly poor man is far much better than an angrΒ₯ rich man in marriage. (Women)
9. I will rather have you stay in your father's house that you are sure of, than pack into a man's house you are not sure of. (Women)
10. Most men base their capacity of manhood and their abilities to fertilize ovaries and produce children. Any man can impregnate a woman. The real deal is HOW MANY MEN
CAN BE THE FATHER TO THEIR CHILDREN, not promoters of ABORTION? (Men)
11. HOLY Wives do not just speak in tongues, they MANAGE their homes, make SUPER meals, raise GODLY kids, and finally they bring out the KING in their man. (Women)
12. When you tend to your garden diligently you will be the one to reap the fruit of the vine thereof. (Both)
13. You can say "sorry" a million times, say "I love you" as much as you want, say whatever you want, but if you are not going to prove that the things you say are true, then do not say anything at all. Because if you cannot show it, your words do not mean a thing.
14. Never you lie in order to satisfy somebody for a moment.
WOMAN THINGS
"After I Gave Birth To My Son, I Noticed My Kpekus Wasn't As Tight As It Used To Be
At first, I said it was nothing, so I just continued my life as though nothing happened.
But Something Began To Happen
I noticed that anytime I and my husband were in the other room doing the do, I wasn't feeling him.
And to make matter worse, sometimes I began to hear this strange farting sound.
My husband didn't complain but i was embarrassing.
The only thing I was waiting for at that moment is for him to finish
As days went into weeks, this situation made me lose confidence in the other room so I started reducing the number of times I and my husband do the do.
And this action of mine caused alot of misunderstandings in my home as I was either giving one excuse or the other.
Some days, I tell him I'm tired. Which is a lie.
Other times I pretend I'm not feeling too well just to reduce how many times we did it.
But things were becoming very serious as time went on, so I decided to look for a solution before this situation would tear my home apart.
During my search, I came across some solutions but they are either too expensive or not safe because they have some adverse side effects.
There was this very one I tried, I was told to soak something inside water for some days and use it to wash my kpekus.
Ahhh...I regretted doing that because it led to infection.
Then I saw another method which I also tried, that one only made my kpekus dry so I had to stop.
I felt like giving up several times but I thank God I didn't give up
So I continued until I discovered a few things that worked the magic
At first I was skeptical about trying them out but since they were natural things, I decided to give them a try
Lo and behold after about 1 month of doing it consistently, I noticed significant changes
My joy knew no bounds
If you met me at that point, you will think I just met the love of my life after a long time.
I continued practicing everything I discovered and after sometime, my kpekus is now back in shape.
Now, I'm the one disturbing my husband to give it to me
What a Life
Even my husband noticed the difference and complimented me for it
And I was on top of the world.
I and my husband now enjoy it better than before and my confidence is back"
Mama Emma said to me smiling from ear to ear as she narrated her experience.
She went on to tell me every single detail of what she did and how she it
And I will be sharing them with you in my 4-day w******p class
But that's not all
You will also get to learn the following:
β’ Remedies to Kpekus dryness
β’ Remedies to Itching kpekus
β’ Remedies to Low desire to do the do in the other room
β’ Remedy to Kpekus odour
TODAY AND YESTERDAY WOMAN THINKS DIFFERENTS
Comparative analysis between women of today and those of yesterday:
1. Yesterday's women;
My man, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more?
You know children are gifts and mercies from the Almighty, the more the merrier;
Today's women;
Look am sick and tired of this home, you won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children, i am okay with our two children.
I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children, you are so wicked, you want to spoil my psychedelic looks, if you dare force me, i will sue you for rape;
Where do you belong?
2. Yesterday's women;
My man take heart don't worry i shall go with you to Zaria, your transfer from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise; We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education, some disappointments could be a blessing;
Today's women;
Me i can't follow you to Zaria, God forbid bad thing, i can't cope with such a demotion to start living in a village.
You had better look for another woman, i can't live in a city without Cubana, Shoprite etc;
Which one are you?
3. Yesterday's women;
My husband i have enough clothes, this #10 you are giving me please keep it and save for a rainy day;
Today's women;
Why are you so glue in your palms?
What an insult, what kind of shopping do you want me to do with #100,000? What can i buy? is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold, i am disappointed in you.
Your mates are giving their wives Β£5,000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira, i don't blame you at all, is it because i refused to marry Chief that's why you are messing with me, abi?
Where do you belong?
4. Yesterday's women;
Darling, our children will resume next week, i have bought new bags and sandals for them, i have also kept some money for their text books, may the Almighty bless you for their tuition fees;
Today's women;
Your children are resuming next week, i don't want to hear story of no money oooo, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles and their textbooks, make sure the money is complete this time ooo, afterall they bear your surname not mine;
Which one are you?
5. Yesterday's women;
Darling stop thinking about our lack of money, it is going to be temporary.
The Almighty will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger, after all, we can still feed ourselves and the children, we need to give the Almighty that glory.
I am with you through thick and thin, my man, the owner of my dowry;
Today's women;
Look i am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you.
Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage?
Every day is one complaint or the other, are you the Complainant General of Nigeria? We don't have cars, our house is face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house;
Where do you belong?
6. Yesterday's women;
Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful, your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you will be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only;
Today's women;
Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, i am your wife and not your cook.
Which one are you?
Though we still have some good women in today's women sha
LOVE YOUR CHILDREN AND THEIR MOTHER.
*You can't love your children more than you love their mother.......*
*If you treat the mother of your children with disregard, you put your* *children through trauma.*
*If you think that your children don't understand anything yet, permit me to tell you that they see and understand everything with their hearts. Read that again.*
*If you must love your children properly, you must love their mother correctly.*
*You can't love your children more than you love their mother.......*
*If you must love your children properly, you must love their mother correctly.*
Lets share to educate others π
AFTER s*x WHAT NEXT.
It's possible for any man to ask for s*x in a relationship, but is left for you as a lady to know that s*x, can't keep him..(s*x isn't enough)
There are two major factors ladies complain about s*x in a relationship:
(1) After giving him my body he left me..
(2)He left because I refused to have s*x with him..
NOTE: Both those who gave and those who refused to give are complaining...
( Whats the difference)
Ladies Listen, s*x isn't enough, its not the only thing you can offer a man.
If You Don't Have Anything To Offer A Man Outside s*x, Please remain Single...
A man can't stay with you because his having s*x with you....
Relationship is not buying and selling.
There are much to life than Monkey style, Doggy style, Missionary style, Apple n juice style, step pillows style, etc ...
Are you sound intellectually? Spiritually? Physically? Mentally? Emotionally?
Men love intelligent ladies...
Men love ladies with ideas..
Men love respectful ladies...
Men respect ladies that know what domestic work is
Men love and appreciate a woman who is good and excellent in multi-tasking
Men respect and honor ladies that wakes up very early in the morning to make sure that the kitchen is set.
Men respect ladies that keep their eyes at home than those that their eyes are always outside
Men love bravo ladies
Sex is very cheap these days, anybody can buy it.
You need to build yourself beyond s*x.
Leave make-ups and be a productive lady.
Men are looking for ladies with ideas and solution not those who paint their faces with different colours.
*What a man wants is beauty with brain not make ups with boobs or hips. Because all these will fail but what you have upstairs will remain.
Your husband complains because you think that you know it but you don't know it. Just do what your own husband wants and not what men want. Hope it help our generations
SECRETS ABOUT WOMEN
1. When a woman is angry, she doesn't mean over half of what she says. If possible always hug her to calm her down.
2. The most difficult time for a woman is when she is away from the man she truly loves. She can get distressed.
3. It takes time for a woman to trust a man, its hard to change her mind when she does, but if you mess-up, you might just forget it.
4. A woman is such a school you will never graduate from.
5. Your wedding certificate with her is not a " Driving license", its just a "Learners permit". Continue wooing her.
6. She can be very bitter now, and a very sweet angel later on, it all lies in your approach. Yes treat her right always.
7. A woman hardly forget things, she remembers hurts more, avoid making her hurt. Avoid negative words and affirm her always.
8. A woman can be highly secretive. Most times when they prove hard to men, they go to their closet and cry to friends. Make your woman your best friend.
9. All women Love to be begged. Men often miss out on this. Yes please handle them like babies sometime its all they want.
10. All women have a unique character like salt, their presence might not be noticed but their absence makes all things tasteless.
11. If she loves you she can do everything you ask of her as far as it makes you happy, so never force her to love you.
12. If you don't take care of her, she will find someone who will. They are always there only that she chose you.
13. If a woman truly loves you, even to ask money from you she will be shy, but as a gentleman don't wait to be asked and most especially if she loves you she can never leave you to spend unnecessarily. That's what makes them special
If you have a good woman in your life, don't take her for granted. They are expensive jewelry. Don't hurt them cos there are many out there that wish to have someone like her
In every man success there must be a good honest Woman behind.
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ALSO THEY ARE MANY UNAMBIGUOUS WOMEN HE WALKS AWAY FROM.
The DAY some WOMEN will UNDERSTAND that we MEN needs MARRIAGE more than WOMEN, maybe then, they will stop being DESPERATE to ANSWER MRS or accept anything that has a p***s.
WOMEN will go to WORK, come back and COOK for the HOUSE, it's very rare to see MEN COOKING for their WIVES after WORK. You will see a PREGNANT WOMAN waking up EARLY just to PREPARE the KIDS for SCHOOL while the MAN SLEEPS and SNORE his LIFE OUT.
WOMEN will WORK and still bring 50 PERCENT to the HOUSE, sometimes sef the WOMAN even BRINGS the WHOLE 100 PERCENT and the man will still expect SΓX every NIGHT, even DOGGY STYLE and LIZARD STYLE, when he comes HOME not considering that she is TIRED.
After MARRIAGE some HUSBANDS still ENJOY their LIVES and FREEDOM more than the WOMEN. He can CLOSE from WORK and 'hang out with his friends' instead of going HOME and nobody will QUERY him, but the WOMEN can never try such, she goes HOME STRAIGHT to TAKE CARE of CHILDREN, does the COOKING and CLEANING like a WASHING MACHINE.
In fact MEN ENJOYS the MARRIAGE PRIVILEGE more than the WOMEN. But you will see 5 WOMEN FIGHTING for one IRRESPONSIBLE MAN just to answer MRS NONESENSE. π€£π€£π€£
DEAR MEN let us learn to value and appreciate our women. MARRIAGE is a partnership and it takes couples working together as TEAMMATES to make it WORK. I know some people will insult me but I EAT VAWULENCE for breakfast, lunch and dinner..
LETTER TO MY BROTHER BEFORE MARRIAGE
Dear Son,
just you shouldn't forget in your life to time. These are what you need to hearing, learn, know and understand very well before you get married. Marriage is not just I love you, there are many responsibility that attached to marriage because men are very clear thinker.
You must be an open minded person, don't be a lier in your relationship and marriage. don't be useless Like tissue paper, don't be time waster and helpless man to your spouse, Be a close friend to your wife. Don't start create series of excuses to be a man that is not responsible. Excuses is not a good attitude for a man.
if you are transparent, wide open minded, tested and trusted to your wife, She won't cheat on you or toy with your emotions.She will straight forward with you, any time, any day and she will stand by you, but the movement you do other wise, you will see other side of woman. she will do anything to bring you down and put you to shame in the present of your family.
Always give your wife money, π° ego, kudi and Owo anytime. As a man now don't trying to have side chicks or married another woman when you have a beautiful one at home. unless she left you to your Faith.
Always give your wife bedroom injection, it's is very important in relationship to give her bedroom injection and they are three things hidden under relationship and marriage, money, communication and others.
Your Faithfully
Your Father
DEAR LADIES,
5 THINGS MEN WANT FROM WOMEN IN A RELATIONSHIP/MARRIAGE
1) PEACE
One of the greatest thing you can give a Man isn't your Body, but Peace of mind.
An atmosphere where he'll find happiness, a place he can relax and think, plan and reach out to conquer his world and fulfill his purpose from, without stress, constant nagging, and problems.
If you can't give him peace, leave him to find someone who can.
2) UNDERSTANDING
He wants you to understand him
To understand his CAPACITY (financially for example) and manage with him, and not make demands way past it.
To understand his NATURE (temperament, likes, dislikes), and know how to blend/flow with him peacefully.
To understand his CALLING, and know how to support him to fulfill it, and not fight it.
An understanding Woman captures the heart and kidney of her Man.
3) ENCOURAGEMENT
He may not say it, but he looks to you for encouragement daily.
Your words mean a lot to him.
"honey, I know you're trying, I love You"
"I see the sacrifice you're making for us and our future, thank you"
"baby, you can do it, you can get it done, things may not be as you want them now, but I'm with you"
Men love and cherish a Woman who encourages them to success.
4) RESPECT
Calm down first, Before you get offended, You yourself, don't you want respect? So what are we not saying.?
No Man wants to marry a second Mother, or an Elder Sister in context of authority.
TREAT him with respect as you'd he do to you.
TALK to him with Respect (publicly and privately)
Honor and Respect him as you do your Pastor.
5) AFFECTION & CARE
A Man wants to be treated like a baby by his Woman, few ever admit it..
Men also want to be pampered, and taken care of.
He wants you to take care of him..
Men are very weak in this area, that's why most Men don't joke with their mothers, the first Woman to take care of them.
Be there for him to make sure he eats, even if you're not the one currently cooking for him, still urge him to eat.
MAY GOD GRANT US PERFECT WISDOM TO DO THE RIGHT THINGS
*TO MEN ONLY* s****l enhancement drugs do NOT give extra pleasure.
Read again: no extra pleasure.
It only delays ejaculation which, in street terms, means "last longer".
But the longer you last, the more pressure on your heart. Yes: on your heart.
Even during normal intercourse, your heartbeat rate increases by between FORTY and FIFTY PER CENT when you reach orgasm and about discharging.
Have you asked why most men sleep off after s*x?
Now, when you take s****l enhancement drugs, it gets to a stage when you feel you have had enough and all you want is ejaculation.
But it won't come.
To force it, you have to get the heart, ALREADY STRESSED, to do extra work.
By that time, if your heart is not strong enough, Baba God will just show mercy on you and call you home.
And after initial shock, we start preparing your burial.
And walahi, if they fry puff-puff, I go chop cos I no go cry.
Let her call you "two minute noodles".
Don't feel bad.
Let her go and meet her "one hour beans".
If you last THREE HOURS, na only you and your partner know or whoever either of you tells.
It is not Olympic where dem go dey cheer you and you will collect medal after the race.
Above all, when you are above 50-55, don't try to sexually impress any woman.
EVEN YOUR WIFE!
If you die, another man will take over the 'stadium'!
That is if that 'stadium' is not even being shared with someone else when you are still alive.
Just like Inter and AC Milan are sharing San Siro...!!!
*Men, a word is enough.π€·πΏββοΈ*
MARRIAGE IS GIVE AND TAKE
1. When a woman is humble, she becomes a natural charm to her husband
2. When a woman is submissive, she gets what she desires from her husband
3. When a woman is trustworthy, she can control her husband's finances
4. When a woman is hospitable, she can host her husband's meetings
5. When a woman is friendly, she becomes her husband's best friend
6. When a woman is jovial and playful, she can unlock her husband's sad mood
7. When a woman is appreciative, she receives unexpected gifts from her husband
8. When a woman is respectful, she can attend her husband's cultural meetings with him
9. When a woman is understandable, her husband feels free to tell her even the ugly
10. When a woman is peaceful, her husband comes rushing home each time
11. When a woman is tender hearted, she makes a great mother for her kids
12. When a woman is slow tempered, she knows when to approach her husband in times of misunderstandings and arguments
13. When a woman is not vulnerable, she is loved by her husband
14. When a woman does not keep secrets from her husband, her husband tells her all of his every moves
15. When a woman is prayerful, she becomes a powerful support system to her husband
16. When a woman is God fearing, she sets her home on the principles of God the Almighty
17. When a woman is selfless, her husband relies completely on her
18. When a woman is creative, she and the husband can figure out the future together
Unfortunately when you are not any of these, it becomes so hard for you to enjoy marriage.
Seek God's help to become any of the above, you can't do it on your own.
Greetings to all submissive Women
A GOOD WOMAN BUILDS HER OWN MARRIAGE - Proverbs 31:10 - 31
13 WAYS TO CORRECT YOUR WIFE WITHOUT HURTING HER FEELINGS
1: LOWER YOUR VOICE
Don't shout at her, she is not your child. You can correct, yes, but why shouting?
2: DO IT IN LOVE
Correction should be done in love. If done in any other way, it turns to criticism and condemnation.
3a: DON'T CRITICIZE
Stop criticizing her, rather correct in love. Most will say it's constructive criticism. But truly, It means disapproval by pointing out errors and mistakes.
Correction is the act of offering better options to mistakes
Correction and criticism are never the same
3b: HUSBAND A SAYS
What manner of food is this?
Is this popcorn or fried rice?
how I wish I marry a more sensible wife with better home training, who can cook better.
HUSBAND B SAYS
sweetheart this rice it too salty and dry unlike the one you did yesterday. I think salt should be reduce any other time because of our health.
Husband A criticized while Husband B corrected his wife in love
STOP CRITICIZING YOUR WIFE
4 PRAISE HER FOR WHAT IS RIGHT
It will be wrong to correct when it's not well done, when you don't praise when it's well done. Form the habit of praising and appreciating your wife for good deeds.
5 DON'T DO IT BEFORE YOUR CHILDREN
Avoid correcting your wife in the presence of your children. Incessant correction of your wife before your children will make them disrespect her.
6 DON'T CORRECT HER IN THE PUBLIC
Avoid correcting your wife in the public, it does not show you as a gentleman, and will affect her self-esteem.
7 AVOID CORRECTION IN ANGER
Stop correcting your wife in anger, shouting, ranting, beating and making trouble. Real men don't do that.
8 DON'T COMPARE HER WITH ANY OTHER WOMAN
In your thought of correcting her, you might have been comparing her with other women.
"Don't you see what your friend is doing?" Can't you learn from our neighbors wife?" "and so?"
9 AVOID REFERRING TO OLD ISSUES
Avoid referring to issues discussed and settled. Stick to the present issue, discuss like adults and move on.
10 DON'T ATTACK HER WOMANHOOD
"And you call yourself a woman?, Virtuous women don't behave like this, you better change before I change you!." This is very wrong, don't do it
11 DON'T ATTACK HER DIGNITY
You don't behave like someone with sense, do you think at all? And you said you went to school, I doubt it."
This is very wrong you also are not talking like someone that pass through a college.
12 DO IT IN TIME OF PEACE
Most husbands do want to correct in the heat of anger, at the height of misunderstanding, when temper has already hit the roof. That is not the best time to correct, it will yield little or no result.
13 GIVE A HELPING HAND
The best way to correct is to lead by example, step into the kitchen to give a helping hand, don't just sit in the front of the television correcting what goes on in the kitchen.
Wives are doing a great job, appreciate yours and support her to be better wife and mother.
IF YOU EXPECT YOUR WIFE TO BE AN ANGEL IN YOUR LIFE, THEN YOU SHOULD FIRST CREATE A HEAVEN FOR HER β€οΈ
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