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Carol flopped onto the toilet and emptied her bladder with abandon while she waited for the inevitable morning conversation.
“Good morning, Carol.”
“Hi Vicki,” she yawned.
“Based on your bowel movements, you need a 39% increase in fiber and more electrolytes to counteract dehydration experienced during sleep. Your Vitalus Premium subscription now includes expedited shipping for fiber-enhanced breakfast bars and our new electrolyte booster.”
“Order,” Carol said.
Her phone, which rested on the bathroom counter next to her dinged with a confirmation of her order.
Carol popped open the Vicki app and launched her shower preset. Peeling off of her pajamas, she slipped in under the cascading water once her phone chimed to let her know the temperature was ideal. The hot water raine
