"Tell me that's a joke."
"I wish it was. It sucks so much that I had s*x one time, one f*****g time, and I got pregnant."
"You've dated Sam for less than a month."
"That should explain why I'm two weeks pregnant. If you think I'm lying about him being the father, I was a virgin when we met. You can ask him."
"You were a virgin at twenty?"
"I had Max for a brother. What do you expect?"
"Does Sam know that you're pregnant?"
"Yeah, I called him."
"What did he say?"
"That we'll figure it out. How the hell are we supposed to figure it out when Max is forbidding him from seeing me?"
"Why are you keeping it a secret?"
"Have you met Ryder and Brent? If they find out, they'll literally kill Sam."
"Krystal, you can't keep a pregnancy a secret."
"You promised not to tell them."
"Brent
