"Cess?" I whisper harshly.
"Mh?"
"I think I'm fucked."
"What?"
"I'm going to die! I messed up."
"Have you seen the new f*****g CEO? He looks like he stepped right out of Venus! No fake teeth, no beer belly. God, what were we thinking?"
I hit her on the shoulder.
"Look at me!"
She turns irritably to stare at me.
"What."
"I met him earlier today."
"You did? Lucky b***h!"
"I yelled at him, called him an asshole and a spoiled brat."
Her mouth hangs open.
"What?"
"It gets worse. I dented his f*****g SUV."
"You did what?"
"That's not all. I offered to pay for his coffee and gave him a phone number that's not functioning."
She shakes her head.
"You're so dead."
"Jeez! Thanks!"
"Okay, sorry. But why would you do that if you were on the wrong? You hit his car, right?"
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