Jason tried his best not to show his jealousy of Matthew by pretending to be interested in the Sheffield concert of the Rebel Morons. Rebel Morons.“I’ll bet that lot blasted your eardrums, Matt. You can’t tell me you enjoyed their sound!” enjoyed“Oh, you’d be surprised, mate. There’s more to them than you’d think. The lyrics were intelligent – right up your Labourite street, I’d say.” “You what? Are you telling me that a rotten punk band has something serious to say about politics?” Gilbert cut in: “Young people ought to be interested; look what a mess we’re in. They’re our hope for a better future.” Walter intervened: “Let’s stick to our rules, lads, no politics, s*x or religion.” “Oh dear,” Alice said, “I brought up religion last Sunday.” As usual, Matt played the gentleman. “Not