Chapter 5: Beckett
Pisces (February 19—March 20)
Jupiter’s ongoing presence in your sector makes you unusually bold and adventurous when it comes to kickstarting a new career or choosing an exciting hobby. That means today is an excellent day to quit your boring day job and apply for a position as a go-go boy at the local club or maybe taking up sculpting. Think of all the money you’ll save by making your own dildos.
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I’d been staring at the frozen food section in the grocery store for ages, too exhausted to decide what to nuke for dinner. It had been one of those days at work when everything had gone wrong from the minute I’d stepped my foot in the door. By noon I’d contemplated quitting my job. When I finally was let out of the building the thought of bludgeoning everyone to d
