" Are you kidding me? " she almost yelled. " I want you to be my wife. You just have to accept " I said. I had been working on the surprise for Ashe for several weeks, but I could have screwed everything up so as not to risk losing her. " No, absolutely not! " she exclaimed. " Ashe, I know it's not the most romantic proposal in the world… " " It's not that! You can't propose marriage to make me forget about your fidelity. What the f**k is this speech?! " she interrupted me. I moved to make her sit up and ruffled my hair. She wasn't entirely wrong. " I love you " I said. " I love you too " " So what's the problem? " I asked. " We've only been together for a while " she replied. " Body and soul, my marriage proposal was already implicit. It's as if you've already accepted it " I r